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Anonymous ID:N4NHxtqC Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:32:34 No.979880 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>979913 >>979916 >>979918 >>979994 >>981807 >>982261

Alright /bant/, I need your guy's help. I'm at a restaurant and the waitress serving me is a god damn bombshell, what do?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:83lk89QG Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:33:48 No.979897 Report

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nothing
go home and masturbate and cry like you always do you lonely baloney

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cZEGbUv9 Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:34:37 No.979907 Report

Quoted By: >>981807

your waitress is ammunition?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KT+Fc8IA Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:34:39 No.979908 Report

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3D cumbucket is a vile, disgusting, soul sucking, resource leeching, std fested trash.

>What do?
Ignore, and dont touch her she could be contageous.
Also dont tip her.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oblg1ChR Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:34:45 No.979910 Report

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Even if we give you suggestions you're going to be too socially awkward to follow through with any of them so you may as well just order your meal and tip well if she provides decent service.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W9I4tm74 Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:35:14 No.979913 Report

Quoted By: >>979950

>>979880
Keep distance, call the authorities. Bombs are dangerous and they can hurt a lot of people, even kill, especially if handed without care. Even old one's might still remain active.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vgOHnp2/ Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:35:42 No.979916 Report

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>>979880
Tell her you post on anime image forum and have multiple images of an underaged anime girl saved on your phone specifically for posting on said anime forum.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gSfKvdqX Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:35:57 No.979918 Report

Quoted By: >>979957

>>979880
If she is good looking and nice she already has a boyfriend better than you. Don't do anything dumb.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:n6rx1oEW Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:37:42 No.979939 Report

Quoted By: >>980588

grab her by the pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N4NHxtqC Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:38:23 No.979950 Report

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>>979913
Thanks for the info, really dodged a bullet there

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ilq+AIlJ Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:38:52 No.979957 Report

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>>979918
Wrong, if she's good looking he may be lonely and in desperate need of an anon, don't give up and ask first.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8TJACJin Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:39:05 No.979959 Report

Quoted By: >>979972 >>979984

Nothing ventured nothing gained. Even if you fail, you'll gain the experience. Go for it!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:83lk89QG Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:39:55 No.979972 Report

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>>979959

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N4NHxtqC Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:40:45 No.979984 Report

Quoted By: >>980033

>>979959
Thanks for the encouragement, but how in the hell do I go about it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:NEw11kRJ Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:41:39 No.979994 Report

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>>979880
End it bro, there are other world's then these

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8TJACJin Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:44:22 No.980033 Report

Quoted By: >>980078

>>979984
Sorry, I'm playing dead for that dumb brit, but basically just say what you think you'd want to hear if you were the type of girl you're looking for. If it doesnt work, then she's not the girl for you. Make sure its simple though, like calling her cute and asking for her number; the more you add the more your autism can latch on

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N4NHxtqC Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:47:16 No.980071 Report

Quoted By: >>980089 >>980102

UPDATE: Complimented her as she delivered my food. She laughed a but, and we exchanged phone numbers. I think I did okay, what now?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:83lk89QG Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:48:10 No.980078 Report

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>>980033
>me posting makes you fuck off
Kimochii~

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vgOHnp2/ Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:49:07 No.980089 Report

Quoted By: >>980109

>>980071
>P H O N E N U M B E R
Ask her when she gets off.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W9I4tm74 Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:50:30 No.980102 Report

Quoted By: >>980125

>>980071
How does that happens? When I compliment girls they just laugh or go with the usual "no pls I'm not xDDDD" but the conversation ends there. How does compliments lead to numbers?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N4NHxtqC Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:51:35 No.980109 Report

Quoted By: >>980539

>>980089
Got it, the place closes soon, so it shouldn't be long

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N4NHxtqC Sat 10 Jun 2017 22:52:59 No.980125 Report

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>>980102
I don't know Anon, honestly, I was expecting it to turn out like you described

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LvhyLr7Z Sat 10 Jun 2017 23:27:50 No.980539 Report

Quoted By: >>980560 >>982914

>>980109
dont call or text but ask in a week or so if she wants to go hang out at a bar or something if she if free, keep it steady, not to fast or slow
>creep
>normal
>strange guy who complemented once and never did anything else
pick

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N4NHxtqC Sat 10 Jun 2017 23:29:12 No.980560 Report

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>>980539
Asked her when her shift ended and we're hanging out at my place in a few hours

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JhD61SiY Sat 10 Jun 2017 23:30:57 No.980588 Report

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>>979939
Literally "I'm a meme lord so I'll fit in on le chan" the post.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vHZnm2zj Sun 11 Jun 2017 01:32:47 No.981807 Report

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>>979880
>>979907
Cut the blue wire, OP!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JQLtQOUs Sun 11 Jun 2017 01:34:05 No.981820 Report

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Order spaghetti to go

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hYNL7Dct Sun 11 Jun 2017 01:45:11 No.982261 Report

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>>979880
Ask her if she's got any wine to go with it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:91PXUBlv Sun 11 Jun 2017 01:52:06 No.982914 Report

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>>980539
>dont call or text but ask in a week or so if she wants to go hang out at a bar or something
This is terrible advice. You're not important enough that she's going to be waiting anxiously for that one creepy guy at the Applebees calls her.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N4NHxtqC Sun 11 Jun 2017 01:53:19 No.982924 Report

Quoted By: >>984078 >>985646 >>985664

ANOTHER UPDATE: We hung out for a while, learned that we go to the same college, said she wants to hang out some more. I think I landed it guys

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2y0iWARH Sun 11 Jun 2017 03:45:08 No.984078 Report

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>>982924
Way to go champ

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:TW+t2Q3u Sun 11 Jun 2017 06:30:02 No.985646 Report

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>>982924

proud of you, anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JQno2sKA Sun 11 Jun 2017 06:32:00 No.985664 Report

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>>982924
That's great anon! I'm proud of you! Now the next step is texting her how you love her and want her to bear your children. Works every time.

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