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>>9806985
not funny..
>>9806989
it doesn't seem very likely. I've already tried a bunch of times
>>9806992
do anything like what?
>>9806998
oh shit, Lithuania flag, that's rare

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qfu8J3e1 Fri 20 Mar 2020 18:12:18 No.9807414 Report

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>>9807369
Literally anything significant, like setting up a Tinder account or double-checking that you don't have a close acquaintance with compatible personality who keeps flashing signals at you but is hindered by the fact that you are too obsessed with the problem to look for a solution. Have you asked for advice in any of these threads? Even /bant/ could help, you know, if you give it something to work.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6t/jtep9 Fri 20 Mar 2020 18:13:08 No.9807637 Report

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and

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3dAFlumc Fri 20 Mar 2020 18:22:37 No.9807895 Report

Quoted By: >>9807950

>>9806963
Why? Are you at risk of dying from it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m5LQf9rk Fri 20 Mar 2020 18:39:30 No.9807950 Report

Quoted By: >>9818307

>>9807414
I tried tinder, okc, pof and it's all bullshit. I fucked a couple of girls there but that's not the same as having a loyal and loving gf. I'm off all of those apps now and haven't been on there for about 5 years. youre not gonna find gf material on slut dating apps. if I just wanted sex I know I can get that, but that's not the only thing I'm after
>>9807895
nah, I'm just being melodramatic. but who knows maybe a lot of us will die from it

KingNig

KingNig ID:cCNwZPvE Fri 20 Mar 2020 18:43:31 No.9807962 Report

Quoted By: >>9808307

>>9806963
you have us frend

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Anonymous ID:m5LQf9rk Fri 20 Mar 2020 19:22:31 No.9808307 Report

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>>9807962
you can't be my gf tho
https://youtu.be/44lK2PugyZw?t=6m20s

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fXy74joz Fri 20 Mar 2020 19:27:59 No.9808467 Report

Quoted By: >>9808540

why would you want that. don't you know girls have cooties

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m5LQf9rk Fri 20 Mar 2020 19:42:59 No.9808540 Report

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>>9808467
cooties is a kike psyop to try and turn white boys into faggots thus declining our birth rates

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0oePv+KB Fri 20 Mar 2020 23:20:58 No.9810947 Report

Quoted By: >>9810957 >>9812762

>>9806963
jokes on you
i just had sex for the first time last week

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0Sq416Qg Fri 20 Mar 2020 23:23:07 No.9810957 Report

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>>9810947
>i just had sex
massive cringe bro

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Anonymous ID:0oePv+KB Fri 20 Mar 2020 23:26:17 No.9810968 Report

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>>9810957
it felt great!
i was slightly too big for her, and i'm uncircumcised, so it was a little painful.
but im right as rain! I can die a happy man!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RCOIpn+D Fri 20 Mar 2020 23:30:42 No.9810981 Report

Quoted By: >>9812762 >>9812767

>>9806963
Same. Its very painful. The worst is when they keep saying "have sex" on tv. Its like being punched in the fucking gut.
>tfw no one to share my time with in quarantine
>tfw if I get it ill die never having been told "i love you"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HTDI5E7A Sat 21 Mar 2020 08:39:12 No.9812300 Report

Quoted By: >>9812762

>>9806963
I might have found a gf, but I dunno.
She likes horses, skidoos, books and comedy movies.
Give me a qt horse-riding bookworm gf or give me death.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8ayKs3qD Sat 21 Mar 2020 08:39:55 No.9812302 Report

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kot id

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:m5LQf9rk Sat 21 Mar 2020 10:45:20 No.9812762 Report

Quoted By: >>9812793

>>9810947
I never said I was a virgin or that I was looking for sex, but thanks for sharing your experience
>>9810981
what kind of TV programs are you watching that's telling you to have sex? I never seen such a thing. or do you just mean how Hollywood constantly promotes promiscuity?
>>9812300
>likes horses and ski-doos
she likes to go horse back riding or she likes horses in general? because if she likes horse back riding as well as riding jet skis that sounds like an expensive gf to keep happy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dQiDKd0c Sat 21 Mar 2020 10:47:53 No.9812767 Report

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>>9810981
They say that on TV?

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Anonymous ID:dQiDKd0c Sat 21 Mar 2020 10:50:10 No.9812793 Report

Quoted By: >>9812820

>>9812762
I don't understand this obsession with sex. Isn't having someone who geniunely loves you and cares about you much more precious than it? Sex is something very temporary.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m5LQf9rk Sat 21 Mar 2020 11:06:35 No.9812820 Report

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>>9812793
it's a lot better with someone you genuinely care about/cares about you imo, but on the other hand I've also had great sex with sluts that I didn't care about.
kind of like how a tasty home cooked meal is the best, but there's also really dank fast food out there that will also hit the spot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM7uH0Fu Sat 21 Mar 2020 12:48:17 No.9813096 Report

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>>9806963
god i wish i had a gf...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n4WvKGLj Sat 21 Mar 2020 13:16:06 No.9813148 Report

Quoted By: >>9814211

What is this position called?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:m5LQf9rk Sat 21 Mar 2020 17:49:07 No.9814211 Report

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>>9813148
it's called 'the nurture'

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:xsV5O2PM Sat 21 Mar 2020 21:54:50 No.9815588 Report

Quoted By: >>9817472

>>9806963
God i want comforting fufu GF sooo bad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m5LQf9rk Sat 21 Mar 2020 23:19:04 No.9817472 Report

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>>9815588
UGHHHHHHHH T_T

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Anonymous ID:ETJYxVYq Sat 21 Mar 2020 23:37:28 No.9817517 Report

Quoted By: >>9818298

>>9806963
If you die, you won't feel the need of having a GF anymore, so why bother? Unless you believe in an afterlife, that is

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Anonymous ID:m5LQf9rk Sun 22 Mar 2020 01:03:21 No.9818298 Report

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>>9817517
I do believe in an afterlife or maybe reincarnation. I don't know for certain if some afterlife or reincarnating will happen when I die, but I just believe it does

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b8g5QmJC Sun 22 Mar 2020 01:06:33 No.9818307 Report

Quoted By: >>9818514

>>9807950
Girls true nature is that they do not want a relation they want to be sluts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Jdgxt1hV Sun 22 Mar 2020 01:18:42 No.9818341 Report

Quoted By: >>9818514

Suprised no one has done covid-chan yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m5LQf9rk Sun 22 Mar 2020 02:16:47 No.9818514 Report

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>>9818307
nah that's just tinder/dating app girls. if you're in a relationship with a girl you either met from tinder or has a tinder account then you're dating a slut.
>>9818341
I think most 4channers are shut-ins which means less chances of catching the virus. some people could also have the virus but are asymptomatic. you can show no symptoms for as long as 24 days so perhaps in the near future well see more infected people posting about their experience with the virus

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