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Bros chill for a second, before you freak out> Rat is Free Meat, Breed like Fuck, Eats Anything > The Government cannot control the Rat, They have tried and failed > They have associated this stigma so people feel afraid and disgusted by the Rat. > "But Rats eat Shit and Poison" > Yes, but rats will eat anything, you could raise grass fed Rats quite easily. > Also, the Rats body has evolved to filter these poisons out. Rats can eat rotten meat and be absolutely fine. > If you eat the Rat, you will slowly become much the same way. Huge Immunity Boost.
Anonymous
>>980925 this isn't Ankmorpork you dwarf scum
Anonymous
>>980974 Bruh, you need to get real
> Rat is widely consumed in Asian Countries. Anonymous
>>980990 so is cat and dog and anything that moves to slow
Anonymous
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>>980925 >leaf I'm not even suprised anymore
Anonymous
L. Wyatt
Anonymous
>>981002 I mean have a steak but when it comes down to the wire, there will be no steak.
> Rat will never let you down. You can cook it perfectly over a small fire. Anonymous
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>>981035 Id feel bad eating ratbros.
Btw I've always wanted to buy rats/mice and inject them with steroids and peptides and shit to run crazy experiments. Is this a viable idea?
Anonymous
>>980925 Hey. What's up?
I am totally weird and autistic. Take your anger out on me. I can handle it, man.
I've been doin' this since 1995 on AOL when I was 10.
L. Wyatt
>>981052 You look like a man who is plagued by Mexicans who crawl out of urethra until there is nothing but blood and gore guzzling from the hole.
Anonymous
>>981062 I don't know what that means.
Maybe you need to go down to your local 4chan Supply Store and pick up your Hot Cheeto Rations and get the latest "Dated Meme" magazine so you can get up with the times.
Anonymous
>>981035 we have five foot tall rats here
and we eat them already
they also thrive where your non marsupial tiny boney things can't
Anonymous
>>981052 hey, I think we had cyber sex in 1997
Anonymous
>>981089 Maybe you were getting off to thinking about me.
But I don't cyber with people man!
That's for losers that can't get laid.
Anonymous
>>981100 i'm sure it was you
I was pretending to be a 12 year old girl and you were pretending to have a penis and be a dirty old man
L. Wyatt
>>981072 My stomach hurts, and I've been feeling fatigue for weeks. How would I cure this?
Anonymous
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>>981150 Drink more water. Spend less time on 4chan.
Eat more fiber.
Listen to Seether.
Anonymous
>>981134 I'm pretty sure you're a retard that doesn't know how the real world works.
You probably haven't been outside in three weeks and think that "Triumph the Insult Comic Dog" is still funny.
Anonymous
>>981073 Rats Can Hide better, government could wipe those big fuckers out real quick.
> Also, Rats Grow full size real fucking fast. Unlike that thing. Anonymous
>>981198 roos are full grown in a year
rats don't grow when they die in the dust
roos have two babies growing at all times
roos beat rats anyday
Anonymous
>>981267 Maybe in your ideal world
> I bet you've never been hungry Anonymous
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>>981173 that's no way to talk to someone you pretend fucked with your pretend peen
go choke yourself next time
Anonymous
>>981286 canada
>I bet you have never been a mile from civilization in your life Anonymous
>>981308 > implying you know fuck all about anything Perhaps you should take some lessons before you open your mouth
Anonymous
>>980925 ratpil me brother
Anonymous
>>981351 I typed with my finger
no mouth involved ratboy
Anonymous
>>981361 Fuck off you degenerate yankee inbred piece of shit, I bet you'd eat your own mother/auntie.
Anonymous
>>981389 Your not clever infact your just a major faggot, get off my thread and neck yourself cunt.
Anonymous
>>981405 >leaf back at it again
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>981444 Please fuck off.
> try suck starting you shotgun fag Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>Year of our Lord 2017 >Still not eating impoverished children
Anonymous
>>981590 What are the pros to that, why not Rat?
Anonymous
>>981603 The pros? Well you are in luck my good sir for I have in my possession an entire essay extolling the virtues of canabalizing the children of penurious families to the greater benefit of Queen and country.
Anonymous
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>>981831 That's some shit right there, anon. Good job.
Anonymous
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>>981831 I loved freshman year of high school 3
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Anonymous
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>>980925 This. Also meal worms. I cannot understand why people don't eat mealworms when the nutritional benefits are astouding.
Anonymous
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>>980925 i'd rather have a meal from the cricket farms, at least those have been established as a great source of protein and nutrition, and don't have the reputation of spreading region wiping diseases
Anonymous
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>>980925 Thanks for the cultural enrichment chinabro
>With the way things are going, people need to eat We could just eat you guys.
> Chang is Free Meat, Breed like Fuck, Eats Anything > The Government cannot control the Chang, They have tried and failed > They have associated this stigma so people feel afraid and disgusted by the Chang. > "But Changs eat Shit and Poison" > Yes, but changs will eat anything, you could raise grass fed Changs quite easily. > Also, the Changs body has evolved to filter these poisons out. Changs can eat rotten meat and be absolutely fine. > If you eat the Chang, you will slowly become much the same way. Huge Immunity Boost. Anonymous
>>980925 Actually, rats are a essential part of Vietmanese Cuisine, I've dying to try them, apparently the meat is white and it tastes like chicken.
Anonymous
