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>background >Resistance isn't seen as a threat yet >Arume bases surround the resistance >Tunnels and underground resistance bases exist for now
Anonymous
I WANT TO BE THE LITTLE GIRL
Arume leader
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>>981781 The map is where this is set. Green is Arume bases, red is resistance bases, black lines are tunnels, and dark red is underground resistance bases. Protip: try not to roll 01s when you're in the tunnels
Arume leader
>>981797 >79 >you find an Arume squad where you are. They hear you and laugh. They say that if you really are being serious then come with them, and they don't take no for an answer Anonymous
Colonel Peters
Colonel Peters reporting in from under a pile of junk just as before.
Arume leader
>>981834 >They take you to a base up north, looks like that's where they came from. You're brought in and immediately knocked out with paralyzer rounds. When you wake up, you're being dragged into a room with a large machine. Before you can say anything, you're thrown in and locked in, and then the machine starts up. You don't know what's happening, as your mind and body is being reshapen into a plaything for the Arumes. When you walk out, you're a cute, submissive catgirl. The Arumes laugh and pet you. Enjoy, as you're thrown into a dungeon of sorts to be played with by the Arumes for the rest of your days. >>981883 >38 your choice between outdated armor or a rusty rifle
Private Toad (Original Character, do NOT steal)
Private Toad (Original Character, do NOT steal) ID:jNAzNEJV Sun 11 Jun 2017 01:43:38 No. 981899 Report >>981781 >wakes up in base Colonel Peters
>>981891 Rusty Rifle will do.
Arume leader
>>981899 >99 You get well-protecting armor that can withstand Arume rounds with ease and an AK-47
>>982262 >26 >2 Arumes walk near your location. Roll to stay hidden Jim Clark
Colonel Peters
>>982346 >shifts under the junk pile attempting to hide, while hugging his rifle. Ivan Dmitry
"Haha, Worry not comrades Ivan is here!">Sumbles into the scene >Takes a swig of vodka
Private Toad
Quoted By:
>>982346 Nice! I stay in the base and wait for my comrades to show up.
Arume leader
>>982354 >45 >One Arume catches a glimpse of you, and calls to the other to check it out. Looks like you got trouble >>982352 >25 You get a shitty glock that's cracked at the base
>>982889 >98 >The Arumes that found Colonel Peters are slightly scared of you King
"Commander! Notice MEEE!"
Colonel Peters
>>982916 >pulls a scrap piece of metal to the side and levels the barrel of his gun towards an arume yelling out. "Git the fuck outta' my yard you pieces of shit!" as he fires off to the nearest Arume. Jim Clark
>>982916 >Walk my towards the Commander's quarter's.I gotta ask her something. Ivan Dmitry
>>982916 >It's only natural that beings fear Ivan What gear do I have?
Ivan Dmitry
>>982929 Jim this is a different story.
King
Quoted By:
>>982929 "You've got to be kidding me.'
Jim Clark
Quoted By:
>>982939 Shit I forgot the commander came in one of the episodes.Scratch that.
Arume leader
>>982926 >>982929 Hold on boys this isn't Noob's thread
>>982927 >One Arume down, the other pulls out a pistol and fires. Roll higher than this post to dodge >>982935 Since you got 98 last post, slav spirit, good vodka, a clean moisin nagant, and modern body armor
Colonel Peters
>>982952 >rolls to the side attempting to avoid the gun fire while firing off another round to the pistol weilding Arume. "Next amigo get's a bullet between their eyes!" King
>>982952 >Roll for starting gear King
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>>982966 >doubles Give me my ray gun
Arume leader
>>982963 >You miss, but avoid the bullet. She fires another round, roll higher than this post to dodge >>982966 >Nice doubles, you get the same body armor Toad got, and a rifle of your choice Ivan Dmitry
>>982952 >>982963 >Assist Peters by firing at the remaining arume Joseph Clark
>>982952 Changing things up may I get a gear reroll?
Private Toad
>>982987 >tfw still waiting in the base King
Colonel Peters
>>982975 >fires another round, rolling out of the pile. "Come get some ya' queers!" Arume leader
>>982987 >Nah mate you're fucked >>982986 >The one Arume left's helmet gets hit, cracking it. She's in shock >>982997 >Your waiting pays off, somebody asks you if you wanna go on a raid on an Arume outpost >>983003 >You get shot in the shoulder, and your round only grazes hers Joseph Clark
*Corporal* Toad
>>983011 >I tell him we need more men. I send off a radio broadcast to all anons in this thread, for them to regroup at the base so we can plan. I also promote myself to Corporal because I'm in charge here.
King
Quoted By:
>>983011 >check to see how my laboratory is coming in the underground base Colonel Peters
>>983011 >clutches his shoulder, yelling out before firing off one last round. "Gah! Bastard got me!" Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>981781 What?
What did you try yesterday? Coke in covfefe?You got like 1 more before you're out, famdingo. That's a baseball rule you see, you get three Strikes and you're out. And a strike is when you miss three pitches. By swinging the bat and missing the ball, or by not swinging at a ball in the strike zone.
Arume leader
>>983016 >Success >>983019 >91 >The message carries, but you'd need trips to just become the corporal >>983026 >62 >The Arume is shot through the neck, she drops, and then bleeds out Ivan Dmitry
>>983011 "Dasvidanya cyka!"
>Fire at the arume to finish her off Arume leader
>>983042 >You miss, but she's already dead Private Toad
>>983038 Corporal is just one rank above Private though. We need a leader, so how about when everyone is at base, we vote.
Ivan Dmitry
>>983045 >>983026 "Ha! Nice work comrade. Take this it'll help ease the pain."
>Produces a bottle of vodka from his jacket >Hands peters the bottle >Takes a swig of his own vodka Colonel Peters
>>983042 >Peters uses the rifle as a crutch to pull himself up. "Ay! You one of those comrades?" he asks Ivan as we approaches him. Anonymous
quick question, are there different versions of this running?
Anonymous
>>983087 Yes, this one is a new OP. Yesterday was Noob/Master, and a few days before that was Frog/Arume Commander 2.0
Ivan Dmitry
>>983087 You the guy from friday night?
Arume leader
>>983062 >Sorry broseph but there's already a leader. >>983067 >>983074 >you hear Toad's message on your radios, you might want to hide the Arume bodies and get to the resistance base, as Arume patrols often come through here Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>983094 okay thank you m8
>>983097 nah that wan't me
Private Toad
>>983104 Then we try to find who the leader is so we know what to do.
Is everyone at the base yet?
Colonel Peters
>>983104 > Radios in Toad. "This is Kernal Peters reporting at the junkyard! I've been hit but I'll make my way back!" he looks to Ivan, "You comin'?" Ivan Dmitry
>>983104 >Hide the bodies >Head back to base(If i'm not there already) Ivan Dmitry
>>983123 "Of course friend!"
>Helps Peters back to base Arume leader
>>983118 >81 >You find him, he asks what you wish of him >>983123 The message doesn't carry, and you lose an ounce of blood
>>983126 >Success, they're hidden. You and Peters go back to base Colonel Peters
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>>983135 >Follows through, managing to stop the bleeding along the way, before radioing back. "I'll be bringing up our orders after I arrive!" Private Frog
>>983142 "I'm wondering what our plan of action is, sir." Frog says, annoyed. "Everyone is scattered, and they're only returning to base because I asked them to."
Ivan Dmitry
>>983142 >>983182 >Arrive at base and listen to Toad Arume leader
>>983182 >28 >He perceives it as disrespect "Private, I do not know the whereabouts of every man in this city, and I do not control their actions. Now, we're going to perform an attack on an Arume power plant soon, and I expect you to be there if you don't want me to chew your ass out harder than I do to my wife"
>>983212 >You hear the commander talking to Toad, he sounds somewhat angry Colonel Peters
>>983232 >arrives behind Ivan hearing the commander's conversation before walking up to him. "Easy on the kid, Commander. He's just a little uneasy, we all are." Arume leader
>>983252 >25 "Don't tell me to be easy on anybody, Peters. Now, like I said to Toad, we're going to attack an Arume power plant soon, I expect you and Ivan to be there"
Joseph Clark
>>983232 >Laugh at the commander's comment "So commander one question.Are we going in there guns blazing or sneaky beacky like?
Colonel Peters
Quoted By:
>>983278 >grunts, moving over the wall to watch the rest of them. Arume leader
>>983287 "We're gonna sneak in, we can't just go in guns blazing against the Arumes"
Ivan Dmitry
>>983278 "Commander, what was your name again?"
>Takes a swig of vodka Joseph Clark
>>983295 "Fine by me.Can a get a better gun though?"
>He shows the commander his cracked glock. Arume leader
>>983296 "Oh, my name? My name's Shaun Peterson. Just call me Commander Shaun, if you would
>>983309 "Sure, looks like that glock got busted up real bad"
>He hands the man a magnum revolver "Hope this'll do you well. We found it in a cellar with a corpse who was carrying around some beans. We cleaned it up and now it's working again"
Colonel Peters
>>983329 "So commander, what's our best plan of action for the power plant?"
Arume leader
>>983338 "I was thinking we take out the guards by sniping them through the window, bust in and kill the workers, and then blow up the place with some c4, honestly. Do you have a plan?"
Ivan Dmitry
>>983362 "Have a plan!"
>Stumbles forward "I go there get all of them drunk..."
>His face lights up with a slavic grin "And then we party! Good plan no?"
Colonel Peters
>>983362 >he smirks widely. "While that is a great plan. I was thinking we can be sparce on the C4 and put them in precise locations to overload the powerplant. Though we'll probably get fucked as well."
Colonel Peters
>>983403 "If you want we can capture one of 'em or somethin'."
Arume leader
>>983403 "Ivan, please lay off the vodka"
>>983415 "Good idea, but we're not gonna get blown up, we can just remotely detonate it or set a timer"
Ivan Dmitry
>>983424 "Yes! We capture one so that I can party with her all the time!"
>Takes another swig of vodka >>983437 "Blyad. You need to get on the vodka friend!
Colonel Peters
>>983437 "I meant power wise. Some of our outposts rely on it. But it'll be no hassle to setup some diesel engines and fire them up."
>He pushes himself off the wall. "We're gonna' need some snipers, you got the equipment?"
Arume leader
Quoted By:
>>983446 "Oh, Ivan, what would we do without you?"
>>983469 "Sure, we got snipers lying around in our weapons closet, and everybody already has mid-long range rifles"
Anonymous
Private Toad the Insubordinate
Private Toad the Insubordinate ID:jNAzNEJV Sun 11 Jun 2017 02:52:27 No. 983497 Report >>983232 "You chew your wife's ass?"
Arume leader
>>983497 "Hell yeah I do, what kind of fag doesn't?"
>>983495 Wow nice digits :^)
Private Toad
>>983509 (Toad continues to laugh)
Arume leader
>>983528 "Well, anyways, I guess I should use you as bait for the Arumes, it'd be helpful for us, and maybe your autism will be useful for once"
Mercenary Rorikon
>A lanky young man carrying a dakimakura approaches the resistance base
Colonel Peters
>>983509 >>983497 "My shoulder may be bad right now but it ain't my good one. I'll take one and so will Toad. We'll scout out the perimeter."
>he turns to Toad. "Hey, ya' queer. Come arm up."
>he heads to the armory, beckoning toad to follow. "Joseph and Ivan will handle explosives."
Arume leader
>>983545 >54 >It's worn and your waifu is utter shit Private Toad
Quoted By:
>>983543 (Frog keeps laughing, not hearing the commander)
>>983553 "haaahaa.. ahahahahaa.... hahahaa.... okay... I'll go with Colonel Peters.... ahahhah... haha...
Ivan Dmitry
>>983553 "My comrade, are you forgetting my little friend here?"
>Holds up his Moisin Nagant Colonel Peters
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>>983574 "Christ, I did forget. You can assist then for the scouting, but I think you'll do best on our offense assault."
>he turns to Peters. "Keep on gigglin' and I'll have someone stuff their cock down your throat."
Mercenary Rorikon
>>983565 >The shit dakimakura fortunately also serves as a container for a weapon I keep my real waifu cover in a safe deep underground.
Arume leader
>>983553 "But remember, use Toad as bait"
>Fast forward a few hours, the time for the operation is now, and 20 men along with everybody playing are outside of a power plant. The commander is there, looking through binoculars at the windows. Snipers are dotted around, waiting for the commander's orders Joseph Clark
>>983619 >Joseph would be dressed in dark stealth gear carrying a backpack of explosives. "Ready when you are."
Colonel Peters
>>983649 >nods to Clark before turning to Frog. "Alright pretty boy, as we rehearsed.. move up!"
Arume leader
>>983681 >18 >2 Arume snipers see you, and they talk into radios. They take aim and fire, roll higher than 60 to avoid their shots Ivan Dmitry
>>983619 "I'm ready comrades"
>Starts singing loudly in russian into the radio >Doesn't realise he has to button held down Arume leader
>>983702 >20 >Your loud singing attracts a sniper's attention. Roll higher than 50 to avoid her shots Colonel Peters
>>983717 "Fuck! There goes the plan!"
>he ducks into cover. Mercenary Rorikon
>>983619 >Still carrying his shit dakimakura, the weeaboo somehow managed to convince the others to allow him to join the mission (as a meatshield). >>983607 And with that weapon roll of 70, too.
Joseph Clark
>>983701 >Hit the deck "Where's out counter-snipers?"
Ivan Dmitry
>>983717 >Takes a swig of vodka >Begins rolling to avoid incoming fire >Into the radio "I'm drawing their fire! Good idea no?"
Arume leader
>>983727 >72 >You get out of the way >>983737 >You get a nice rifle and a pistol in your shit waifu pillow >>983738 >83 >The counter snipers draw their aim and kill one of the 3 snipers >>983743 >34 >Too bad, you get shot in the leg >Some guards armed with semi-automatic Arume rifles emerge from the base. 5 to be exact Colonel Peters
>>983768 >pulls his sniper free and fires off at one of the snipers before going back to cover. Mercenary Rorikon
>>983768 >Shoot back at the Arume with semi-automatic rifles with his rifle from a distance >Use the waifu pillow as cover Joseph Clark
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>>983768 >Start making my way towards the Arume base. Ivan Dmitry
>>983768 "FUCKA YOUR MATHER!"
>Rolls into cover >Tears off his trouser leg to use as a bandage Private Toad
>>983768 >>983790 sneak attack! Toad supports Peters by firing AK at closest Arume sniper
Arume leader
>>983790 >09 >you miss, horribly. The 2 snipers left fire on you, roll higher than 60 to dodge >>983797 >you hit one and kill them, but hit 2 more and break their helmets. The 2 left fire on you, roll higher than 50 to dodge >>983806 >Success, no Arume fire on you >>983812 >21 >Miss, and now one Arume sniper is on you >Roll higher than 70 to dodge, as one of the helmetless Arumes have recovered and are firing on you Private Toad
>>983834 dodging, hopefully my armor protects me. If the dodge works, I fire back
Mercenary Rorikon
>>983834 >Grab the Pillow and run to reposition and dodge Colonel Peters
>>983834 >Pulls back in cover before popping out and firing again. "Oi! Fuck off!"
Ivan Dmitry
>>983834 >Takes a swig of vodka >Over the radio "I'm going to try to hit one of the Arume footsoldiers in the leg. This way if we avoid killing her we can take her prisoner... Then I can dance with her as much as I like hahaha!"
>Pops out of cover and aims for one of the arume with semi-automatic rifles' legs Joseph Clark
>>983881 >Open up my radio "Where are you?!I'm already at the base's perimeter."
Arume leader
>>983867 >76 >You narrowly dodge and hit one of the helmetless Arumes, she's dead >>983870 >07 >You get targeted by the last Arume with a helmet, roll higher than 50 to dodge >>983881 >18 >you get shot in the arm >>983902 You miss, and now one of the snipers are on you. Roll higher than 60 to dodge
>>983913 >Your radio gets shot out of your hand Private Toad
>>983933 Awesome, I continue to fire in order to protect Peters.
Ivan Dmitry
>>983933 "Blyad."
>Fire on the sniper that's watching me "Eyes off the vodka! It's all mine!"
Richard Grill
Imma just continue lurking. I suck at RP.
Mercenary Rorikon
>>983933 >Dodge and fire a shot back Joseph Clark
>>983933 "Fuck."
>Climb the plant's fence Colonel Peters
>>983933 >Rolls back into his cover, clutching his arm. "Agh! Toad!"
Arume leader
>>983950 >05 >Miss, and you get shot in the Arm >>983963 >36 >Two rounds from the semi automatic rifle hit first, your stomach, and second, your vodka >>983979 >97 >You fire back, shooting her in the jugular vein and killing her >>983982 >28 >You get spotted, roll higher than 70 to dodge >>983984 >48 >You get spotted again, roll higher than 50 to dodge Private Toad
>>983994 "AAGGH YOU FUCKING BITCH"
>which arm? Arume leader
Private Toad
>>984009 I transfer my rifle to my left arm and resume firing, hoping to hit something
Joseph Clark
Colonel Peters
>>983994 >fires off his rifle, rolling to the side to dodge the fire. Colonel Peters
Mercenary Rorikon
>>983994 >Reposition so that the others don't catch my position too easily >Fire at them Arume leader
>>984017 >71 >You hit one Arume in the chest, she's bleeding out >>984026 >62 >you get shot right off the fence >>984030 >03 >Sorry broseph but you get shot in the chest, heavy bleeding unless you can call a medic soon >>984048 >84 >Good job, you hit one of the snipers. One left Joseph Clark
Colonel Peters
>>984058 >clutches his chest, croaking out. "M-.. medic.."
>he turns his head towards toad. Ivan Dmitry
>>983967 >Hide behind cover >Looks down at his vodka "Oh, this isn't good..."
>Sees his stomach "OH HOLY MOTHER OF STALIN! Good job I have my armored vest on."
>Pulls another bottle of vodka out from his jacket >Takes a swig "Ok cyka. Now you're gonna pay..."
>Aim and fire on the arume that fired on me(Trying to hit her in the leg) Private Toad
>>984058 I stop firing and try to save Peters's life, hopefully Rorikon can kill the last sniper.
>>984069 Don't worry battlebuddy, I'm coming!
Mercenary Rorikon
>>984058 >Medic Peters, use strips of the pillow fabric and fluff from inside to stem the bleeding Joseph Clark
>>984058 "Goddamnit!"
>He would fall and land on his back.Soon he'd open up his back back and roll bandages around the area. Ivan Dmitry
Quoted By:
>>984088 >AValientSacrifice.png Your pillow will be missed.
Arume leader
>>984069 >96 >A medic comes, and you get patched up quick >>984077 >dubs >You hit her right in an artery running through her leg, killing her >>984081 >18 >You're getting shot at by the last sniper and the last 2. roll higher than 80 to dodge >>984088 >dubs >success, they don't see you at all and you stop bleeding >>984094 >49 >No bandages, and you're bleeding Private Toad
>>984120 oh shit, I hit the deck
Ivan Dmitry
>>984120 "Blyad! You can't dance if you're dead!"
>Fire on another one of the footsoldiers (Making sure to hit her in the leg and not kill her) Mercenary Rorikon
>>984120 >Leave the rest of the pillow behind to comfort the wounded Peters >Shoot at the last sniper Joseph Clark
>>984120 >"Too far from the men to ask for help." Joseph would think. "Perhaps if I..." >Tear off his pants lower leg and use that. Arume leader
>>984137 >73 >the shots graze your shoulder, but otherwise you're fine >>984138 >success, she falls and drops her weapon >>984147 >74 >You kill the last sniper Private Toad
>>984120 oh and FYI hitting someone in their femoral artery would not instantly kill them. it would take about a minute for her to bleed out
Ivan Dmitry
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>>984164 >Ivan is sad either way Private Toad
>>984163 >try to shoot at any remaining arume Arume leader
>>984161 >16 >Sorry senpai your pants are too strong, you're still bleeding. If you can't patch yourself up soon you're gonna bleed out Colonel Peters
>>984181 How stable am I or health wise am I good?
Mercenary Rorikon
Joseph Clark
>>984181 "I need someone to bring a roll of bandages and morphine down near the fence stat!"
>Jospeh would tell into his radio Ivan Dmitry
>>984227 >Responds over the radio "I only have vodka, my friend!"
Arume leader
>>984179 >You kill the last Arume, which was the one that Ivan shot in the leg >>984194 >You're good >>984227 >72 >A medic arrives, but with no morphine. He had bandages though. He patches you up Anonymous
>>984246 p-patch me up too!
Joseph Clark
>>984243 "Good enough pass that bottle here."
Ivan Dmitry
>>984246 Weren't there two left?
>>984120 Ivan Dmitry
>>984263 >Runs over to Joseph >Pulls another bottle of vodka from his jacket "Here friend a fresh bottle just for you."
Arume leader
>>984253 >35 >You're on your own pham >>984270 That was the last sniper and the last one with a semi-auto rifle
Ivan Dmitry
Private Toad
>>984283 what medic just refuses to help a fellow soldier?!?
I bleed all over him in revenge.
Arume leader
>>984291 >19 >Your blood misses >The men move into the building, nobody was there. The Arumes all evacuated. You're free to plant the bombs Private Toad
>>984316 >tfw I just bleed out because the medic arbitrarily decides who is healed I demand that the medic do his job and patch me up.
Ivan Dmitry
>>984291 >Runs over to Toad "Cyka blyad! Why'd you shoot my dancing partner!"
Joseph Clark
>>984282 "Thanks man."
>Jim would down it and get up again.And head into the base to plant the bombs. Colonel Peters
>>984316 >slings his sniper and pulls his rifle free, following through over to Ivan. "I'm sorry, Joseph.. we need these bombs."
>He frees the pack from Clark and nods to Ivan then Toad. "Toad, stay here and get a medic for Clark. Ivan, we gotta' plant!" Private Toad
>>984340 "Because she was shooting at me, Ivan!"
Colonel Peters
Quoted By:
>>984342 Oh nevermind. It was toad that was down. Ignore my previous point
>He moves towards Toad and tries to stabilize him. "Medic!" Arume leader
>>984339 >The medic patches you up Ivan Dmitry
>>984341 >Looks very concerned at Jim >He just downed a liter bottle of vodka "Ok. No problem..."
Ivan Dmitry
>>984348 "She can't've been she dropped her gun! You were simply panicking idiotka!"
Private Toad
>>984357 "Took you long enough, but thanks."
>>984386 "Then explain THIS"
>shows Ivan his most recent wound, where a bullet grazed him Ivan Dmitry
Quoted By:
>>984401 "Ah!"
>Takes a swig of vodka "It would've been one of the snipers that shot you before they were killed."
Jim Clark
Quoted By:
>>984361 >Jim would look closely at the explosives...and he can't see shit. "Toad stop bickering and get over here."
Colonel Peters
>>984357 >looks to Ivan and Toad "Alright ladies, let's go help Clark set those bombs. Remember you gotta' plant yours Ivan."
Ivan Dmitry
Quoted By:
>>984440 "Remember! Ha, I never... Wait what was I saying?"
Arume leader
>>984440 >Some men plant bombs around the plant, mostly on the reactors. Watch your step, you have to roll higher than 10 to not blow yourself up when walking near the bombs Ivan Dmitry
>>984476 >Stumbles into the base to plant his bomb Arume leader
>>984494 >49 >You put it on a control panel Noobokov
Colonel Peters
Quoted By:
>>984476 >Would set himself up to watch over the outside perimeter to avoid getting ambushed by any Arume. Ivan Dmitry
>>984505 >Takes a swig of vodka "Oooo. I wonder what this does..."
>Presses a random button on the control panel >Stumbles out of the base bleeding from his leg from where he got shot (Guess he's too intoxicated to realise) Jim Clark
>>984440 "Colonel are these remote detonated or timed?"
Private Toad
>>984476 >waits outside the reactor, guarding in case more arume show up Arume leader
>>984517 >71 >Your choice between modern armor or a modern rifle >>984534 >43 >The button doesn't do anything >>984536 >The commander answers "They're manually detonated"
>>984541 >14 >blood leaks from your patches Noobokov
Colonel Peters
>>984541 >goes next to Toad, attempting to stabilize his bleeding. "Here boy, I'll stop this, eh?"
Jim Clark
>>984547 "Alright.Leaving the building now."
Ivan Dmitry
>>984547 >Stumbles back to base swigging vodka on the way Private Toad
Quoted By:
>>984547 ouch...
>>984559 Thanks, Colonel.
>tfw he called me boy feels good
Noobokov
where is everyone right now? and where am i?
Arume leader
>>984559 >95 >Success, he stops bleeding >>984561 >You don't blow yourself up >>984571 >Neither do you >The commander and the 20 men walk out of the base, the commander is holding a detonator "Okay, boys, time to light it up
>He presses the switch, and causes a glorious explosion. The night is lit up by a flash of all colors, and a massive "BOOM" is heard for miles. Arumes would be there soon, so everybody heads back to base. Time to drink some vodka >>984581 you're just in the base, we're all exploding a power plant and returning
Noobokov
>>984596 ok i'll wait for them at the base with a nice home cooked meal
Colonel Peters
Quoted By:
>>984596 >laughs, drinking a rocks glass of vodka. "My friends! We.. have... done it. Those Arume will think next time before tryin' to come after us!"
>he raises his glass. Ivan Dmitry
>>984596 What sort of staff do we have at the base? (Like nurses and cooks.)
Jim Clark
Quoted By:
>>984596 >Jim would take off his shades and sigh. "That was one hell of a night."
Arume leader
>>984616 We got 5 nurses and 3 chefs
>>984603 >30 >Your food is burnt to shit Noobokov
>>984635 i throw it out
"so where did you guys go?"
Ivan Dmitry
>>984635 >Hobble over to one of the nurses "Hey, if it isn't my favorite nurse! I don't suppose you could take a look at my leg could ya? It's been hurting a bit since our last confrontation."
>Points at his blood covered leg Colonel Peters
>>984644 >places a hand on Noobokov's shoulder. "We just showed those Arume bastards who's the boss! We blew their power plant sky high!"
Private Toad
>>984644 We went to the store to pick up some groceries.
Noobokov
>>984660 >drinks some vodka "hahaha! good one!"
>>984671 "who the fuck are you?"
Arume leader
>>984656 "Oh my, how horrible!"
>She patches it up quickly, cleaning up the blood "Now, I don't know why you boys insist on going out and getting yourself hurt like this, it's simply illogical!"
Private Toad
>>984676 "Who the fuck are YOU?" I counter
Colonel Peters
>>984677 >he turns his head to the nurse, releasing his grip from the man. "D'aww.. you're worryin' about us now, huh? Well I could use some lookin' over too, the medic did some good patchin' me up but.. y'know, it could be cleaned up."
Ivan Dmitry
>>984677 >Looks confused "It wasn't my plan to get hurt! Besides it would've paid off had I managed to get my hands on a wonderful woman to dance with, and I would've had Toad not killed her..."
>Takes a swig of vodka Noobokov
>>984688 "i asked YOU first"
Arume leader
>>984695 "Hehe, Toad sure is autistic, huh?"
Arume leader
>>984694 "O-oh, didn't see you!"
>She quickly cleans up the blood Private Toad
>>984697 "I asked YOU second"
Ivan Dmitry
Quoted By:
>>984713 "Ha! Yes, he is!"
>Takes another swig of vodka "Thanks for the patch up as always."
>Waves goodbye as he leaves to join the rest of the men Private Toad
Colonel Peters
>>984723 >smirks as he's cleaned up before leaving and rounding up the group of misfits and rebels. "Right then, the Commander and I would like to thank you for your top notch work out there. I gotta' give a special thanks to our medical team for patching up our boys. Now then, drink to your hearts content and rest!"
>He nods to the commander as if gesturing if he wants to say anything. Noobokov
Ivan Dmitry
Quoted By:
>>984748 >Ivan is too drunk and singing too loudly to hear any of this Private Toad
>>984754 haha low roll
I dodge the slap and bop his nose three-stooges style
Noobokov
Ivan Dmitry
>>984762 >Calls someone out for a low roll >Procedes to roll low Arume leader
>>984754 >>984762 >Noobokov's slap works, and Private Toad gets smacked before he can dodged. The nurses all laugh at Toad's pathetic attempt Private Toad
>>984767 >>984771 >>984773 Toad gets mad and tries to tackle Noob
Noobokov
>>984786 i sprawl
"back off kid before i hurt you"
Private Toad
>>984789 "I don't even KNOW you bro!" Toad throws a punch
Ivan Dmitry
Quoted By:
>>984786 >>984789 >Tries to come back >Gets a high roll >His opponent gets the highest roll possible without repeating digits Noobokov
>>984802 i dodge and counter with a hook
Colonel Peters
Quoted By:
>>984786 >>984789 >steps in after his speech. "Oi! If you two start fighting, I'll knock you two the fuck out and have an Arume pussify you!"
Private Toad
>>984806 dodge his hook and knee him in the stomach?
Arume leader
>>984786 >>984789 >Noobokov is successful once again, and the nurses laugh even harder at Toad, saying things like "How autistic, that Toad!" and then laughing even harder >>984802 >>984806 >The nurses are in hysterics by this point, actually crying with laughter at Toad Noobokov
>>984813 i grab his knee and take him down
"i told you kid..."
Ivan Dmitry
Quoted By:
>>984814 >Ivan is also laughing (While drinking vodka of course Private Toad
Quoted By:
>>984837 >grab his knee how big are your fucking hands you gorilla?
>twist free and kick him in the face Colonel Peters
Quoted By:
>>984837 >starts to kek, his previous threat gone. Arume leader
>>984813 >>984837 >Once again, Noovokov succeeds and takes down Toad. The nurses are coughing from laughter and grabbing on to things to stand up Noobokov
>>984860 i mount him. making sure he can't attack me and can't escape
"relax... i don't want to hurt you"
Private Toad
>>984875 >i mount him wh-where is this going...
"Get off me you... you fag!"
>struggle Noobokov
>>984884 >nigga you can't mount someone that mounts you that easily Private Toad
Quoted By:
>>984894 >try to break free from this catastrophe Arume leader
>>984875 >>984884 >The nurses see this and are even more hysterical "Toad is SUCH a fucking LOSER, right girls?"
>They continue laughing Private Toad
>>984908 "What kind of nurses are you?!?" screams Toad as he struggles against Noob
Noobokov
>>984908 fuck it i let him go
"you don't want to fuck with me kid, i was about to go pro in mma before the arume attacked"
Ivan Dmitry
Quoted By:
>>984925 >Ivan starts retard clapping "MMA! I love MMA!"
>I'm pretty sure he has no idea what he's saying at this point Colonel Peters
>>984924 >>984925 >finishing his kek, he pulls Noobokov aside, trying to seperate the two. "Alright boys, that was a fun show but let's remember who's the enemy, right?"
Arume leader
>>984924 >42 >They don't hear you over their laughing, but they slowly calm down. They listen to Noob, though "MMA? Wow, that explains how he's such a tough guy, not that you have to be tough to beat up that autist Toad"
Noobokov
Quoted By:
>>984947 "of course sir, we were just having a little fun. right toad?"
Private Toad
>>984925 "I don't wanna fuck with you because you're actually trying to FUCK ME" yells Toad
>>984953 "What kind of nurse just laughs at a fight?!?" Toad yells in anger
Noobokov
>>984970 "what? i was just using some jiu jitsu to restrain you. calm down"
i walk away to flirt with the nurses
Colonel Peters
>>984970 >walks up to Toad. "Oi, lighten up. We're celebrating, remember?"
>he holds up a bottle to Toad. Arume leader
>>984970 >07 >One nurse wipes away a tear "Ones that have a sense of humor, sweetie. It's comedic how hard you get beaten, Toad. You're pathetic, if anything"
>They continue laughing at you Private Toad
>>984980 "Yeah I'd bet you'd like to restrain me..." Toad says
>>984989 "You... y-you.... cunt..."
>>984982 >grabs bottle and walks out of the room Noobokov
>>985016 >>984989 to the nurses
"oh no he's mad. cmon celebrate with us!" gives them some vodka
Ivan Dmitry
>>984980 >>985016 >Ivan is slightly disappointed that people are leaving the celebration >So he decides to leave as well >Walk off to somewhere just outside of the base >Takes his rifle and vodka with him Arume leader
>>984980 "Oh, here comes the fighter of the day, you hurt at all? We'd be glad to patch you up"
>>985016 >61 >The insult hits 3/5 of them, their spirits are downed >>985053 "Thanks, big guy"
>They take a swig "Now, let's get partying!"
Colonel Peters
Quoted By:
>>984989 "Alright gals, let's not push Toad over the head, he helped out a lot on the mission. Aight?"
>he drinks from his glass before leaving as well as the party dies down. Noobokov
>>985072 >i make small talk with one of the nurses >i tell her some of my fight stories "perhaps i could teach you some of my moves some time?"
Private Toad
>>985072 >Toad leaves and decides to patch himself up in the bathroom >finishes the bottle >goes outside of base to wander around in silence Arume leader
>>985105 "That would be lovely"
>One of the nurses blush Colonel Peters
>>985129 >spots Toad. "Hey, Toad.. come here my boy."
>He beckons him over, currently sitting on a bench. Ivan Dmitry
Quoted By:
>>985060 >Sets his vodka down beside him >Falls asleep Jim Clark
>>985134 "Heyo nurse since your,so nice and mind patching up this bullet wound I got here?"
Private Toad
>>985140 >sits on bench with Peters Arume leader
>>985158 "Oh, sure!"
>One of the nurses rush to clean and patch the wound >>985129 >It's a peaceful night, no Arumes about Colonel Peters
>>985168 If OP wants to time skip he can
>he turns his head to Toad. "What happened in there? You lost your cool.."
Noobokov
>>985134 i realize what i just said
"y-yeah i d-didn't get your name, i'm noobokov"
Private Toad
>>985189 "I... I don't know... he hit me first..."
Arume leader
>>985189 No time skip
>>985197 >79, she doesn't notice your stuttering "Oh, my name is Stacie, if you're wondering Noobokov"
Jim Clark
Quoted By:
>>985174 Thanks a lot nurse.
>Jim would put back on his shades and go and start excersicing. Colonel Peters
>>985203 >taps his helmet. "Yeah.. I saw.. but you let him get to you."
>he finishes off his glass then chucks it out into the field. "You can't let those things do that."
Noobokov
>>985213 "do you want to come to my room with me to talk some more"
Colonel Peters
Quoted By:
>>985233 >tfw I toss the glass and hit an arume spy Arume leader
>>985237 >She turns cherry red "O-okay, that would be lovely!"
Private Toad
>>985233 "He was trying to fuck me! ... And those fucking nurses..."
Ivan Dmitry
>Wakes up >Fumbles his hands around until he finds his vodka >Takes a swig >Walks around the base
Colonel Peters
>>985254 "The man wasn't trying to fuck you, if he were his belt and your pants would be the first to go. And yeah, I get the nurse part.. that was a little too far."
>pats Toad's back. "Ya' gotta' stay strong, kid. Or else one of these days you never know how far you dig yourself a hole."
Noobokov
>>985245 >at my room "it's getting kinda hot in here"
i remove my shirt to show off my muscular body
Colonel Peters
>>985290 >>985245 if you two start fucking erping I swear to god, keep it to fade to black you queers.
Arume leader
>>985290 >09 "H-hold on, slow down big boy!"
Ivan Dmitry
Ivan Dmitry
>>985274 >Continues walking around the base >Begins singing loudly in Russian Arume leader
>>985313 >31 >People are somewhat annoyed Jim Clark
Noobokov
>>985294 >>985295 >>985298 >>985318 >my first low roll had to be this! REEEEEEEEEE i get embarrassed
"oh sorry... i just thought you wanted to fuck me..."
Private Toad
Quoted By:
>>985290 09
>he's actually a fat fuck Private Toad
Noobokov
Ivan Dmitry
>>985317 >Takes another swig of vodka then continues >>985320 Kek
Colonel Peters
Arume leader
>>985320 >02 "Yeah, uhhh, this is kinda awkward..."
>You can still salvage this, don't fuck it up >>985329 >92 >Some start to join in Private Toad
>>985279 "Yeah... maybe you're right... maybe..." Toad mutters
Ivan Dmitry
>>985336 >Continues getting slightly louder >Offers some vodka to the other guy Colonel Peters
>>985329 >Joins in his singing next to Toad Arume leader
>>985343 >34 >The ones not singing get somewhat annoyed Noobokov
>>985336 "yeah... so... it was good talking to you..."
i leave and go to ivan
Ivan Dmitry
>>985355 >>985348 >Continue with added support from Peters >Get louder and drink more Colonel Peters
Quoted By:
>>985342 >pats Toad on the back again. "Come on my boy! Sing with us!"
>he continues singing. Arume leader
>>985357 >75 "H-hold on, hold on! I'm still up for it!"
>>985360 >06 >The commander walks out "Just what the hell is making this racket?"
Ivan Dmitry
>>985357 "My friend you look troubled. How about you join in with us? You can have some vodka."
>Offers him some vodka then continues singing Private Toad
>>985360 >grab some of Ivan's vodka >decide to go to my room >pass nurse's station, give them a dirty look Ivan Dmitry
>>985368 "Commander... "
>Mutters to himself "What was hid name again..."
>Looks up to the commander "Shane! You should join us!"
>Offer him some vodka then continue singing Noobokov
>>985368 "oh me too"
>>985369 "i'm sorry ivan i'll come back later"
>i fuk her Ivan Dmitry
Private Toad
Arume leader
>>985370 >07 "Why's that autist giving us dirty looks? Are you STILL mad?"
>They laugh >>985377 >doubles You have a MAGNUM DONG, Stacie is impressed. Fade to black, and she's asleep, cuddling you.
>>985376 >67 "Tempting... ah, what the hell?"
>He drinks it and sings with him Ivan Dmitry
>>985400 >Contnue marching around the base with the random guy and the commander >Continue drinking vodka >Continue to get louder (If that's still possible) Private Toad
>>985400 "Yeah, I am mad. You're a bunch of stuck-up cunts who would probably belong more in a high school than a warzone."
>leave and go to my room Colonel Peters
>>985407 >Continues his singing before it dies down, he slowly falls asleep on the bench, his head turned to the side. Ivan Dmitry
Quoted By:
>>985411 >Dubs Fucking fire my dude.
Noobokov
>>985400 i got to frogs room
"i would like to apologize for my behavior from before"
Ivan Dmitry
>>985407 >>985422 >Before it dies down >It never dies down >Continue the singing and drinking Arume leader
>>985407 >70 >More people join in, drinking vodka and singing loudly >>985411 >doubles >They drop their glasses, spilling vodka on the floor. They're taken aback, and their eyes start to water up. One starts to cry Colonel Peters
Quoted By:
>>985428 my dude, I sung with dubs before falling asleep god speed.
Arume leader
Quoted By:
>>985422 >success, you sleep well >>985428 >82 >SLAV WILLPOWER allows you to keep singing and drinking, a few men drop off and fall asleep Ivan Dmitry
>>985431 >Hears vodka spilling >Runs over to the nurse's station "BLYAD! yOU SPILLED THE FUCKING VODKA!"
Colonel Peters
Quoted By:
>>985444 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Private Toad
>>985431 >smile as I walk to my room >run into Noob >>985427 "You better not be trying to hit on me..." Toad says, apprehensively
Arume leader
>>985444 "Sorry, that autist Toad insulted us so bad that we dropped it..."
>2 bottles of vodka materialize out of thin air due to the trips, both ice cold Private Toad
Quoted By:
>>985463 >it takes trips to move up one rank >but also trips for two bottles to just poof into existence RETCON THIS IMMEDIATELY
Ivan Dmitry
>>985463 "It's ok ladies. But as reparations, and to help raise your spirits, I request you join the rest of the men and I in our victory march."
>Runs off to resume the march >Singing loudly and drinking more vodka Noobokov
>>985461 "I AINT GAY!"
>i go back to bed and wait for morning Colonel Peters
Quoted By:
>>985477 how are you doing this.
Private Toad
Quoted By:
>>985483 "Well ya coulda fooled me back there."
>closes door Arume leader
>>985477 >DUBS? >The nurses follow you, heartily drinking vodka and singing with you. Also, you moved up to specialist because of the trips Ivan Dmitry
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>>985477 >TheRideNeverEnd.Jpg Colonel Peters
Alright boys, that's it for me tonight. Good luck..
Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry
Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 06:11:16 No. 985498 Report >>985490 "All together now!"
>Continues singing and drinking Noobokov
Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry
Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 06:11:53 No. 985506 Report Quoted By:
Private Toad
Quoted By:
>>985492 good night colonel
Arume leader
>>985498 >THE RIDE NEVER ENDS, the singing and drinking continues >>985492 Goodbye
Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry
Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 06:13:48 No. 985517 Report >>985510 >Begins to stumble "Woah I think I've reached my limit..."
>Passes out Arume leader
>>985517 >rip in rip, timeskip to morning. The nurses, including Stacie, are outside Toad's door Private Toad
>>985527 >ohshit.jpeg >wake up and get ready for the day >open door Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry
Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 06:17:06 No. 985550 Report >>985527 >Ivan awakens >He wipes some dirt off his face and looks around at the empty vodka bottles "Aaaaahh cyka. I didn't even make it past ten bottles yesterday... I must be getting old."
>Walks over to the cafeteria to get some food Arume leader
>>985544 "H-hi, Toad..."
>One of them speaks up "We're really sorry about last night, we kinda got carried away..."
>Stacie barges in "But! If you kill some Arumes and come back, we'll give you a little surprise..."
>>985550 >05 >Cafeteria is empty, food comes in in 5 hours Noobokov
>>985550 "hey ivan... you look like shit"
Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry
Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 06:21:42 No. 985586 Report >>985569 >>985570 >Turns to Noob with a hollow look in his eyes "What happened last night? And why's there no food?"
Private Toad
>>985569 "O-Oh... okay..." Toad says, confused and slightly suspicious. "Uh... excuse me, I need to get some breakfast..."
Arume leader
>>985586 >Chef shrugs "You ate it all, Ivan. Also, you sung loudly in Russian for a few hours"
>>985595 "Hold on, there's no food, next shipment's in 5 hours, so could you do our little quest?"
Noobokov
>>985586 "last night... you got drunk... and then you passed out. as for the food... i don't know. i guess it's going to be late today"
Private Toad
>>985604 "You mean... r-right now?" Toad asks
Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry
Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 06:26:51 No. 985621 Report Quoted By:
>>985604 >>985607 "Hmm. I won't doubt you."
>Pulls out a fresh bottle of vodka >Takes a swig "That'll take the edge off..."
Arume leader
>>985617 "Sure! Better now than later"
Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry
Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 06:28:11 No. 985630 Report >>985607 "Hey, Noobokov. You think you could help me out with something?"
Private Toad
>>985624 "Uh... sure..." Toad says. "Any... um... particular reason why?"
Noobokov
Arume leader
>>985639 "Come ooonn! Do it, please? We'd simply love it!"
>One girl barges in "And it would be quite manly of you..."
Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry
Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 06:32:23 No. 985665 Report >>985643 "You see. I really want to capture an arume. And since we've got five hours to kill I figure, why not do it now, no?"
>Takes another swig of vodka "Of course if you're too scared to help me out with this that's not problem."
Jim Clark
>>985655 "Woah,woah,woah..."
>Jim would butt into the conversation "You don't plan on sending him out there alone are you?'
Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry
Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 06:33:45 No. 985681 Report Quoted By:
>>985666 >Trips, when barging into the conversation you accidentally break one of the nurse's necks, killing her instantly. Private Toad
>>985655 "Oh... um... alright then..." Toad says, and tries to leave
Noobokov
>>985665 "i guess i'll help..."
Arume leader
>>985684 >And you're off, but where to? There's lots of places to find Arume around here, considering there's so many bases >>985666 "Oh? What's so wrong about it?"
also, nice trips satan. You get to become a specialist
Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry
Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 06:39:44 No. 985724 Report >>985685 "Haha! That's the spirit!"
>Holds out the vodka to offer noob some "Now then yesterday, just before the big mission. Colonel Peters and I ran into an arume patrol just outside of the base. I'm thinking we camp along the edge of where we ran into them and wait for another patrol to come along, I'm sure they'll be sending more after their last patrol went missing. When the patrol comes along... BAM! We ambush them! Flawless plan, no?"
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark ID:SZIsSeVC Sun 11 Jun 2017 06:40:27 No. 985729 Report >>985697 "You can't send a man out there alone without any backup!Do you even know how much of them are there?"
Arume leader
>>985729 "I-I"
>They're shocked Noobokov
>>985724 >grabs and drinks vodka "sure lets go"
head over there
Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry
Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 06:44:12 No. 985757 Report >>985747 >Ivan follows >He thinks "Damn that was easy I didn't think he'd come." Explosive Specialist Jim Clark
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark ID:SZIsSeVC Sun 11 Jun 2017 06:45:46 No. 985770 Report >>985744 "Aggh...It's gonna be me and all of you when I get back."
>With that he would grab his magnum,a few rounds,a light vest,and head out to find Toad. Private Toad
>>985697 I go set up an explosive on a small road, hoping to catch one of the smaller patrols by surprise. After setting up the explosive, I hide in the nearby bushes for them to walk past.
Noobokov
>>985757 rolling to see what we find
Arume leader
>>985770 >07 >He's nowhere to be found. Look harder and roll harder >>985783 >38 >A patrol does show up, but it sees the explosive "Hey, hold on, what's this?"
>It's a patrol of 4 Arume, one walks up to uncover the bomb. "BOMB! GET BACK GIRLS!"
>The other 3 get back, walking away from the explosive, what next? Arume leader
>>985786 >You find the Patrol, freaking out over the bomb. Now would not be a good time to ambush them Explosive Specialist Jim Clark
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark ID:SZIsSeVC Sun 11 Jun 2017 06:50:43 No. 985822 Report >>985807 >Rolling to find him. Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry
Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 06:51:32 No. 985834 Report >>985818 "Oh perfect! Quick Noobokov Drop all but one of them!"
>Aim to kill one of the arume Arume leader
>>985822 >You found him with your doubles! You haven't been detected by the Arumes yet, though. Noobokov
Private Toad
>>985807 >stay hidden in the bushes Noobokov
Quoted By:
>>985834 shoot one with my rifle
Arume leader
>>985834 >34 >Miss, it grazes one of their shoulders and they fire back at you. Roll higher than 80 to dodge >>985839 >You kill one, and they fire back. Roll higher than 70 to dodge >>985840 >04 >Shit, one found you. They tell you to drop your weapons and come with them. What to do? Explosive Specialist Jim Clark
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark ID:SZIsSeVC Sun 11 Jun 2017 06:55:00 No. 985866 Report >>985837 >Move into the bushes Arume leader
Quoted By:
>>985866 >Success, you're hidden. You hear Toad getting commanded by the Arume to drop his weapon Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry
Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 06:56:46 No. 985880 Report >>985857 >Takes a swig of vodka then rolls to dodge incoming fire "Fuck off cyka! There's no honor in surrendering... so I'm going to ask you to surrender and come with us!"
>Smiles chuffed at his flawless logic Arume leader
>>985880 >08 >Ow, you get shot right in the chest and drop your vodka Private Toad
>>985857 >"Don't shoot! I surrender!" >open fire with AK Noobokov
>>985884 i drag ivan to safety and try to patch him up
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark ID:SZIsSeVC Sun 11 Jun 2017 06:59:09 No. 985902 Report >>985884 >Fire at one's head. Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry
Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 06:59:25 No. 985904 Report >>985884 "Hah! You'll be lucky to penetrate this!"
>Taps his armored vest >Tries to shoot one of the arume in the leg to injure her Arume leader
>>985887 >78 >You hit her 3 times in the chest, but she grabs her radio and barks for reinforcements before she crumples over and dies. They should arrive soon, and the other Arumes heard you >>985895 >You get shot once in the stomach and drop Ivan >>985902 >20 >Miss >>985904 >40, you graze one of their shoulders Private Toad
>>985912 >turn around and run further into the woods to lose them Noobokov
>>985912 i get to cover and keep firing
Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry
Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 07:02:37 No. 985923 Report >>985912 "Quickly let's capture one of them! Kill the rest."
>Try to injure the arume again Explosive Specialist Jim Clark
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark ID:SZIsSeVC Sun 11 Jun 2017 07:03:30 No. 985934 Report >>985912 >Keep firing,but aim for the chest. Arume leader
>>985917 >71 >You ditch her, but Arume forces know your location and should arrive soon >>985922 >Doubles >2 die, only 1 left now >>985923 >32, another graze. It hit her leg, though, and she fires back. Roll higher than 60 to dodge >>985934 >It hits, but the bullets are stuck in her armor Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry
Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 07:05:23 No. 985952 Report >>985944 "Don't kill her!"
>Roll then fire at her leg Private Toad
>>985944 >keep running away so they don't know my location >climb into a tree to set up another ambush Explosive Specialist Jim Clark
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark ID:SZIsSeVC Sun 11 Jun 2017 07:06:43 No. 985965 Report >>985944 >"Fuck it" Tackle her. Noobokov
>>985944 i fire at the leg trying to injure her
Arume leader
>>985952 >25 >You get shot some more, 1 round penetrates your armor and you're bleeding >>985954 >45 >The Arumes find your tree. They're in an airship, but they drop from it and start surrounding you... >>985965 >56 >She shoots you in the shoulder before getting tackled >>985969 >96 >Success, she's injured and bleeding Noobokov
>>985973 i try to patch ivan up
Private Toad
>>985973 >climb higher >bluff, saying I have the area booby-trapped Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry
Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 07:10:18 No. 985999 Report >>985973 "Gah!"
>Puts pressure on the wound >>985965 "Restrain her Jim, then take her back to base before coming back to help us."
>Sees the airship >Pulls out a fresh bottle of vodka and downs it "We're gonna have a fight on our hands..."
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark ID:SZIsSeVC Sun 11 Jun 2017 07:10:37 No. 986004 Report >>985973 >Power through it and make sure she's unconscious quickly. Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry
Specialist Slav Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 07:11:07 No. 986010 Report Quoted By:
>>985999 >CYKAPOWER ENGAGED Arume leader
>>985987 >78 >You patch him up, he's not bleeding anymore >>985999 >TRIPLES? >More vodka materializes, and you become a corporal >>985993 >34 >Your bluff fails, and you get shot. It isn't painful, but you feel numb... damn it, they're using paralyzer rounds! Roll higher than 70 to fight it >>986004 >40 >You're thrown off of the Arume, she gets up and powers through the bullet in the leg Private Toad
>>986033 "OW... FUCK!" I yell out, firing my AK at the arumes down below. I grab onto the tree.
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 07:15:14 No. 986060 Report >>986033 "Oh no you don't!"
>Run, using vodka infused slavic strength, and body slam the bitch attempting to knock her unconcious Arume leader
>>986053 >35 >You fall out of the tree and drop your AK, you don't have any broken bones, though. The apparent leader of the Arume squadron walks up to you and chuckles "Well, well, well, looks like we got a human male here. Disgusting FILTH! You killed one of us, I'll make sure that you become much more helpful for us.. any last words to me, before you're mewing in pleasure for us?"
>>986060 >06 >You're too drunk and you fucking miss like a retard Explosive Specialist Jim Clark
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark ID:SZIsSeVC Sun 11 Jun 2017 07:18:20 No. 986082 Report >>986033 "Capture her Ivan I'm getting Toad"
>Jim would get up and head after Toad. Noobokov
>>986033 i use my mma experience to restrain the arume
Arume leader
>>986088 >dubs >K.O! She's knocked out >>986082 >28 >You gotta roll harder to get there Private Toad
>>986081 >coughs "Fuck... you..."
>try to resist paralyzer and use radio to call for backup Noobokov
Quoted By:
>>986096 "alright ivan lets get her back to base"
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark ID:SZIsSeVC Sun 11 Jun 2017 07:22:02 No. 986123 Report Arume leader
>>986106 >60 >Nope "Hmpf. Weak"
>She pulls out a pistol and shoots you, everything fades to black... Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 07:22:31 No. 986129 Report >>986096 >>986088 >>986082 "Uh, I almost had her.... good job Noobokov. I'll run her back to base and alert every one of the situation!"
>Take the arume back to base and tie her up >Alert the men at base of the airship in the nearby area >Request assistance Arume leader
>>986123 >32 >Still not there, but the Arumes carry Toad's unconscious body into their aircraft >>986129 >92 >Resistance members are alerted Noobokov
>>986144 i hide and wait for the resistance to arrive
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 07:26:18 No. 986158 Report >>986144 >Return to the fight with backup from the men Arume leader
>When Toad wakes up, he's in a white room, completely naked. Arumes are surveying him, analyzing his every move. They look up and down at you, writing on their clipboards. Roll for dick size >>986157 >>986158 >The Arumes are already long gone, and you don't know where they carried Toad off to Explosive Specialist Jim Clark
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark ID:SZIsSeVC Sun 11 Jun 2017 07:28:09 No. 986177 Report >>986167 >Head back to base Private Toad
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 07:29:27 No. 986191 Report Quoted By:
>>986167 >Heads back to base with the men >>986179 I'd completely forgotten about the hand in bf3
Private Toad
Quoted By:
>>986167 >if Toad doesn't get trips then he gets a tiny dick xDD Noobokov
Quoted By:
>>986167 >SHEEEIT head back to base
Arume leader
>>986179 >97 >Above average, 7 inches >You can ask the Arumes any question you want, you're being surveyed by audio too >>986177 >You make it back quickly Private Toad
>>986197 "Where... where the fuck am I?"
Arume leader
>>986206 "In an Arume base, silly! And it looks like you got a nice package on you, it's almost a shame that it's gonna be gone so soon... but! No matter, we've got plans for you!"
Private Toad
>>986217 "Wh-what does that mean? Let me go! Or... kill me! Fuck you, I killed your people!"
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 07:36:20 No. 986254 Report >>986197 >Sits down "I only wanted to capture an arume."
>Opens one of his materialized vodkas and takes a swig Arume leader
>>986231 "We know, actually, a girl you might know already sent you here. You might know her by the name 'Stacie', right? She's actually one of our agents. Well, no matter, guards, get him!"
>Guards come into your cell and drag you out, you're being carried somewhere. You can talk to them in the mean time Noobokov
>>986254 "well now what? are we gonna interrogate her?"
Private Toad
>>986265 "Where are you taking me? What's going on? Are you going to torture me? I don't know anything!" Frog gets desperately scared
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 07:41:23 No. 986297 Report >>986282 Well, I just wanted someone to danc- Wait! Yes, that's a great idea comrade!"
>Finishes his vodka then runs over to where the captured arume is to see if she's awake Arume leader
>>986284 "Nah, we're just gonna feminize you. I think we're almost to the chambers... It was unfortunate that you actually killed one of our members, but this was the reward Stacie was talking about. You get to become a beautiful girl and shed your ugly, disgusting, male body! Now, tell me, what's your favorite animal?"
>>986297 >Nope, she's still sleeping Private Toad
>>986307 "N-No! You can't do this!"
>Toad tries to break free of the guards Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 07:44:31 No. 986337 Report Quoted By:
>>986307 "Well, I suppose that's no surprise."
>Run off to find the nurses Private Toad
Noobokov
>>986307 i wake her up
"where did they take toad?"
Arume leader
>>986334 >43 >Ineffective, and you're dragged into the chambers and strapped down "Now, escape is useless, honey. Tell me, what's your favorite animal?"
Private Toad
>>986357 "NO! Y-YOU CAN'T DO THIS!"
>tries to break restraints Arume leader
>>986341 >14 "Hell if I know, I'm just a soldier!"
Arume leader
>>986374 >47 "Please stop, just tell me or I'm gonna choose a random animal"
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 07:49:24 No. 986390 Report >>986375 >Bring a nurse back to the arume "Hey, slow down their Noob. Let's treat our guest with some respect."
>Motions to the nurse to patch up her wounds Noobokov
>>986375 "well shit... what do you know?"
Arume leader
>>986390 >The nurse patches up her wounds, Stacie welcomes Noobokov back and asks where Toad is >>986392 >29 "Like hell I'd tell you, you disgusting male!"
>She spits at you Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 07:52:11 No. 986417 Report Quoted By:
>>986392 "OK Noob. Let me take it from here."
Private Toad
Quoted By:
>>986386 "YOU FUCKING PUSSIES JUST DON'T WANT TO FIGHT ME!"
>frog continues his struggle, getting more desperate "PLEASE, LET ME GO!"
Noobokov
>>986406 "he ran away and then they captured him"
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 07:54:14 No. 986446 Report >>986406 >Sit down next to the arume >Takes out a bottle of vodka and has a swig "You seem like a nice enough person, no? How about you tell me your name?"
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark ID:SZIsSeVC Sun 11 Jun 2017 07:56:47 No. 986477 Report >>986441 "He didn't run away."
>Jim would be standing there visibly bleeding from his left arm. "That nurse sent him on a suicide mission!"
Arume leader
Quoted By:
>She's disgusted by the lack of answers from Toad >The machine closes, and it starts up. You're simply overwhelmed, your mind is next to fried, and being reprogrammed at the same time. You grow a thin layer of fur, black on everywhere but your stomach. Your eyes change from their original color to snowy white, and you grow breasts, D-cup in size. It's a quite dazzling process and just like that, it's over. Enjoy your new life as a cute penguin! >You steam and make a very cute penguin noise >She pats you, and pleasure surges through your body, you have no choice but to obey, and it feels so GOOD! Now, you walk off to the resistance base and knock on the door, I wonder who will let you in?
Noobokov
>>986477 "what are you talking about?"
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark ID:SZIsSeVC Sun 11 Jun 2017 08:05:45 No. 986537 Report Quoted By:
>>986521 "Stacie asked Toad to go out there alone for a arume corpse."
Arume leader
>She's disgusted by the lack of answers from Toad "Welp, I guess it's cat for you"
>The machine closes, and it starts up. You're simply overwhelmed, your mind is next to fried, and being reprogrammed at the same time. You grow 2 cat ears, both resting on top of your head. Your eyes change from their original color to electric blue, and you grow breasts, D-cup in size. It's a quite dazzling process and just like that, it's over. Enjoy your new life as a cute penguin! "Hmm, like how this one turned out..."
>You steam and make a very cute cat noise "Now, go back to the resistance base, I'm sure they'd welcome a cute little kitten like you in!"
>She pats you, and pleasure surges through your body, you have no choice but to obey, and it feels so GOOD! Now, you walk off to the resistance base and knock on the door, I wonder who will let you in? >>986446 >64 "N-name? I don't have a name..."
>>986477 >Stacie pipes up "What? No! I'd never do that!"
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 08:07:42 No. 986552 Report >>986547 "No name! Are you crazy? How would you know who is who?"
Noobokov
>>986547 "wait hold on! explain yourself jim"
Arume leader
>>986552 "Eh? We don't bother, we just know these things. We don't need a name, we're just programmed to know from birth"
>>986560 "Yeah, explain yourself!"
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark ID:SZIsSeVC Sun 11 Jun 2017 08:10:54 No. 986575 Report >>986547 "Don't play dumb with me,woman!"
>Jim would break her personal space and the 6'2 man would begin yelling. "I was right there this morning and you think you can fool me?"
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 08:11:32 No. 986582 Report >>986563 "Hmmm. That's boring. I think I'll name you... Alyona! What d' ya think Alyona, it's good no?"
Arume leader
>>986575 "W-what? What the hell are you talking about?"
>She backs away from Jim, appearing to be afraid of the man "You're crazy!"
>>986582 "Sounds nice, actually. Has a nice ring to it"
Noobokov
>>986575 >>986563 i step in front of her
"calm down. your still not making any sense"
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 08:14:02 No. 986604 Report >>986593 "Of course it does I came up with it after all."
>He smiles and holds out the vodka "Want some friend?"
Private Catgirl
>>986547 >steps out of machine >"who...who are you?" Arume leader
>>986604 "Sure, what is it?"
>>986599 "Thank you, Noobokov, he's insane! I'd never do that"
>>986607 "Another success, we did it, girls! You're a cute catgirl, that's what you are!"
>She pats you, and you feel a surge of pleasure. Play around for a bit, your time will come very soon Explosive Specialist Jim Clark
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark ID:SZIsSeVC Sun 11 Jun 2017 08:16:34 No. 986623 Report >>986593 >>986599 "Alright...this morning I overheard Toad and Stacie talking about how she would enjoy if he killed some arumes.That's why I was already at the Arume Patrol Fight
before you guys.I was looking for Toad."
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 08:17:51 No. 986631 Report >>986621 "It's vodka, I'm sure you'll come to love it just like me."
>Hands her the bottle "Bottoms up Alyona!"
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 08:18:21 No. 986634 Report Quoted By:
>>986631 Just as much as me*
Noobokov
>>986623 "so... i would also enjoy if toad killed some arume... what are you trying to say?"
Arume leader
>>986623 "What happened to him?"
>Stacie acts surprised >>986631 "O-okay..."
>She takes a drink, savoring the unique flavor of the drink "This is actually kind of good..."
Private Catgirl
>>986621 >"nnn...nya!" I press myself against the leader, purring in front of the arumes
>"wh...why am I naked?" Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 08:21:26 No. 986656 Report >>986644 "Haha! I knew it! Nothing better no?"
>Pulls a fresh bottle out of his jacket and opens it "You keep that one. I have enough for myself."
>Holds up his vodka "Cheers!"
Arume leader
>>986645 "You look cute that way! But, we've got a special mission for you to do. Go back to the base of the resistance and report back to Stacie, the beautiful Arume that gave you this cute form! But, don't thank her, she's on a mission herself. You have to join her core of nurses. We've pre-programmed the skills needed to heal people into you, so don't worry! Now, go on, and heal some men!"
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark ID:SZIsSeVC Sun 11 Jun 2017 08:22:42 No. 986669 Report >>986639 "I'm saying that she should be held accountable for this."
Arume leader
>>986656 >She drinks "W-wow, I never expected humans to be so kind to us Arumes... especially men!"
Arume leader
Quoted By:
>>986669 "I didn't do anything wrong!"
>She shouts at Jim, obviously angry "You're just trying to get rid of me, aren't you?"
Noobokov
>>986669 "it sounds to me like she was just trying to be nice to toad, by giving him some motivation..."
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 08:26:02 No. 986704 Report >>986671 >Takes a swig "Well, you were only trying to kill us because someone asked you to, no?"
Arume leader
Quoted By:
>>986692 "Exactly! I wanted to motivate him!"
Private Catgirl
>>986661 >"nnnya! Okay!" ...
>"wh-where is the resistance base? what's my name? what is a nurse?" Explosive Specialist Jim Clark
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark ID:SZIsSeVC Sun 11 Jun 2017 08:28:47 No. 986716 Report >>986692 "Motivate him by sending him on a suicide mission?"
Arume leader
>>986704 "Well... I was just told to kill you... I don't really think about that stuff..."
>>986707 >she sighs "You'll know, I've programmed a memory trigger to the directions to the resistance base and your nursing skills. You're name is Aki, don't you forget it!"
>She scratches your chin, and the directions and skills come to you. You have an unstoppable urge to follow them and become a nurse, so you set off. When you arrive, you knock at the door. I wonder, who would be kind enough to let you in? Arume leader
>>986716 "Suicide mission? Are you saying Toad is incapable of handling himself?"
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark ID:SZIsSeVC Sun 11 Jun 2017 08:33:05 No. 986739 Report Private Catgirl
Quoted By:
>>986719 >knocks on door >practices saying name "Adee... Atee... Amee... Apee... Abee..."
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 08:34:05 No. 986749 Report >>986719 "Hmm."
>Takes a swig of vodka "So when you were brought up, was your only purpose to be a soldier?"
Noobokov
>>986716 "she didn't send him on a mission or anything. she just said it would be nice for him to kill some arume."
l leave with stacy and go to my room
Arume leader
>>986739 "What? How do we know this wasn't YOUR plot, Jim? How do we know that you weren't planning this from the beginning, and you were going to frame it on ME?"
>>986749 "I-I guess so..."
Noobokov
>>986755 i bluff her
"listen... i know your an arume spy..."
Arume leader
>>986755 >She goes with Noob "You wouldn't hurt me, would you? Jim is such an evil man, blaming a poor woman like me..."
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark ID:SZIsSeVC Sun 11 Jun 2017 08:37:50 No. 986769 Report >>986757 "Ahh fuck it."
>Jim would go and answer the door by just opening it. Noobokov
Quoted By:
>>986766 "of course not... i will protect you"
also refer to
>>986763 Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 08:38:34 No. 986773 Report >>986757 "Sound rough friend. So, have you ever had the urge to want to be something other than a soldier?"
Arume leader
>>986763 "WHAT? HOW COULD YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH A THING?"
>She steps away from Noob >>986769 >And there stood the absolute cutest cat girl that you've ever seen! You just have to let her in! >>986773 "Not really, not until I got a drink of this... vodka, you call it?"
Private Catgirl
>>986769 "HI! I'M... ummm... ABI!"
>gives Jim a hug Noobokov
>>986777 "relax relax... i told you i would protect you no matter what"
Arume leader
>>986787 "R-really? Is that so?"
>She starts to laugh "YOU FOOL!"
>She pulls out a knife and goes for a stab, roll higher than this post to counter Explosive Specialist Jim Clark
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark ID:SZIsSeVC Sun 11 Jun 2017 08:43:28 No. 986800 Report >>986778 "Ahh!"
>Jim would grab the cat by the arms and lift her up and away from him. "Guys!"
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 08:43:38 No. 986801 Report >>986777 "Yeah vodka, it's quite popular where I'm from."
>Takes a swig "You know, when I was younger I wanted to become an architect when I grew up."
Noobokov
>>986794 >sheeit i use my mma skills to counter and restrain her
"stop i'll work with you!"
Private Catgirl
>>986800 "Wheeee! Hahahaha!"
Arume leader
>>986801 "Really? interesting"
>She takes another swig "What does and Architect do, anyways? I've never heard of one before"
>>986804 >40 >You get slashed, and she jumps back "A filthy male, working with me? DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!"
>She goes for another stab Explosive Specialist Jim Clark
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark ID:SZIsSeVC Sun 11 Jun 2017 08:48:24 No. 986830 Report >>986810 "Stop that!"
>He would grab the girl and run towards Noob's room Noobokov
>>986813 i use my mma skill again to counter and restrain her
"you fucked me the night before you cunt!"
Arume leader
>>986835 >53 >It worked, but she's trying to break free, roll higher than this post again to keep her in a lock or knock her out >>986830 >03 >It's gonna take a while to get to his room with the catgirl weighing you down > Private Catgirl
>>986830 >grabs on to you tightly >rests her head on your shoulder "Wh-Where are we going, mister?" the catgirl asks
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 08:51:59 No. 986854 Report >>986813 "What does an architect do? Well, an architect designs buildings, you see. They're one of the greatest forms of an artist, in my eyes at least."
>Takes another swig "I wanted to design a building bigger than the Burj Khalifa, more beautiful than the Eiffel Tower and stronger than the Kremlin. Haha, that's what I'd tell my mother anyway."
Noobokov
>>986842 >"once i betray the resistance i'm telling on you! you tried to kill a defector!" i keep her restrained for now Arume leader
>>986856 "Oh? You're planning on defecting? You should have told me! Now we're getting somewhere!"
>>986854 "Buildings? Most Arume buildings are just grey blocks with windows... It's all done by machines though"
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark ID:SZIsSeVC Sun 11 Jun 2017 08:54:27 No. 986865 Report >>986846 "..."
>He would keep running towards Noob's room. Private Catgirl
>>986865 >"This is fun!" >she starts to try and climb all over you Arume leader
>>986865 >You get to Noob's room, the door's closed and probably locked Noobokov
>>986862 i let her go and try to clean up the blood quickly
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 08:57:11 No. 986879 Report >>986862 "Grey blocks with windows, puh. Have your people no intention of enjoying their lives? There's so much more to life than conquering or simply living. Like this!"
>He shakes his vodka bottle and then takes a swig Explosive Specialist Jim Clark
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark ID:SZIsSeVC Sun 11 Jun 2017 08:59:33 No. 986889 Report >>986873 "Quit it!"
>>986875 >He would knock on the door hard "Open up noob I got bad news!
Arume leader
>>986876 >She whispers into Noobokov's ear, right as he cleans up all the blood "You will be greatly rewarded once our plan is finished"
>>986879 "Well, you're right. Humans have much more of a creative drive than us Arumes. We're genetically engineered to be all female, and engineered to have one purpose and only one purpose. But your vodka has shown me the light! Now, just how do you make this most powerful drink, I must know!"
Private Catgirl
>>986889 "nya! But mister, aren't you having fun?"
>grips you even tighter, rubbing herself all over and purring Noobokov
>>986889 "umm just a second"
>>986890 i whisper to stacey
"help me stop the bleeding"
>we try to stop the bleeding Noobokov
>>986894 >grab his dick if you wanna stop him Arume leader
>>986897 >Success, it shouldn't be visible to anybody. she opens the door and sees Jim holding Aki, and she jumps back "JIM? YOU AGAIN?"
"And what's that you're holding, is it a catgirl?"
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 09:04:56 No. 986912 Report >>986890 "It's just fermented sugars that have been distilled. You really like the stuff, eh?"
>Takes another swig Private Catgirl
>>986900 l-lewd!
>>986906 HI! I'M.. umm... AMY!
>still holding on to Jim Explosive Specialist Jim Clark
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark ID:SZIsSeVC Sun 11 Jun 2017 09:07:38 No. 986923 Report >>986906 "Yeah it's me."
>He would attempt to rip the girl off of him. "I don't what this is man.I haven't seen an a rule like this."
Arume leader
>>986912 "I do! I feel like I've never have before!"
>>986914 "Amy? I think 'Aki' would be a much better name for you, dear"
>Just like that, you went into a trancelike state, stopping all movements "Just one second, Noobonsky and Jim..."
>She drags the catgirl off to a private location "So, Toad, I see you're back. Now as Aki, no less. I had this planned all along, welcome to the nurse core, don't fuck it up"
>She brings you back, and you wake up from your trance Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 09:09:08 No. 986928 Report >>986925 Ummm, hey, have you ever had any alcohol before?"
Private Catgirl
>>986925 >"Toad? What's a toad? Are you Stacy? HI STACY! I'M... ummm Adee?" >"I'M A NURSE!" Noobokov
>>986925 >>986923 i whisper to jim
"jim i need you to evacuate everyone out of the base once i leave. do you understand!"
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark ID:SZIsSeVC Sun 11 Jun 2017 09:12:48 No. 986946 Report >>986934 "What the fuck are you about to do?"
Arume leader
>>986928 "No, actually. This is alcohol? It's delicious!"
>>986933 "Damn it, the higher ups went to far with this one. She's incompetent, exactly what I DON'T want... nothing but a bumbling retard"
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 09:14:02 No. 986951 Report >>986948 >Whoops "Hey, are you hungry at all. Come to think of it I haven't eaten today."
Noobokov
>>986946 "i'm goin dude, i'm goin in"
Arume leader
>>986951 "What kind of food do you have? We usually just take nutrient supplements for our meals, it's cheap and it gets us through the day"
Private Catgirl
>>986948 "whats a bundling redard? That's not my name, I'm... ummm... Awee? I wanna be a nurse now!"
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark ID:SZIsSeVC Sun 11 Jun 2017 09:17:43 No. 986965 Report >>986957 "The hell you are.We don't even non what happensto those captured."
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 09:18:12 No. 986968 Report >>986959 >Stares in disbelief "How about I surprise you?"
>Takes a swig of vodka "I'll be right back."
>Go to check with the chefs that the food has arrived Arume leader
>>986960 "A bumbling retard is what you are, and you are a nurse. You have the skills pre-programmed in you. If you're in there, Toad, you're still autistic, but I didn't know you'd rise to this level of autism"
Noobokov
>>986965 "don't worry about me, i got it covered. i'm gonna destroy them from the inside. i just need you to evacuate everyone once i leave"
Private Catgirl
>>986969 >the catgirl looks confused and bored >"what is a toad? can I be a nurse now, Ms Stacy?" >hugs your leg Arume leader
>>986968 >You got meats, cheese, drinks, bread, vegetables, fruits, anything that you can think of, you've got it >>986979 "Toad is who you once were, Aki. And I do admit, you are quite cute"
>The last remnants of Toad in Aki's mind were likely collectively autistically screeching, as Toad would have done when he was still a male Noobokov
>>986991 i go and find stacy
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark ID:SZIsSeVC Sun 11 Jun 2017 09:23:52 No. 986997 Report >>986976 "Fucking hell...if you make it in two days I'll be outside of North Portland.Meet me there at sundown."
Arume leader
>>986996 "Oh, hello, Noobokov. I'm just talking to our guest here. She seems to want to be a nurse, so I'll just let her"
Noobokov
Quoted By:
>>986997 "also don't tell anyone else about this... i don't know who we can trust"
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 09:25:39 No. 987008 Report >>986991 >Whack together a couple of quick basic cheeseburgers' >Take it back to the arume hostage "Bon-appetit.
>Sit back down next to her Private Catgirl
Quoted By:
>>986991 >the catgirl looks confused >a small voice inside her screams out >"I'm cute? Thank you Miss Stacy!" >as aki hugs the nurse, the small voice slowly fades >"you make me feel sooo good!" Noobokov
>>987002 "alright well, what's our game plan now? we could have this place destroyed if we gave the main airship the coordinates of this place"
Arume leader
>>987010 >01 "You know what, I don't trust you..."
>She brandishes a knife "Thus, I'm just gonna play a little game with you. How many stabs does it take to take down an MMA fighter?
>She takes a stab at you, right in front of Aki. Roll higher than 80 to avoid it >>987008 "Just what is this?"
>She asks, holding the burger Private Catgirl
>>987030 >"M-Ms Stacy! No! That's not what nurses do!" >catgirl grabs her leg to stop her Noobokov
>>987030 fuck dodging i roundhouse kick her in the face
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 09:31:52 No. 987042 Report >>987030 "It's called a cheeseburger. It's a... delicacy... around this part of the world. I never really enjoyed them till I moved here."
>Takes a swig of vodka then starts to eat his burger Arume leader
>>987035 "Aki, stop, he's a traitor to our cause. I need to take him out!"
>You feel compelled to get off. Roll dubs and maybe you can resist >>987041 >14 >Nah m8 your shit's fucked. You get stabbed in the chest and kicked to the wall. She's going in for another stab, roll higher than 80 to avoid it >>987042 >She eats the burger and is overwhelmed by the sensation "MAGNIFICENT! This is the best thing I've ever tasted!"
Private Catgirl
>>987053 "b-but nurses heal people Ms Stacy..."
Arume leader
>>987058 >You submit, and get off of Stacy as she's trying to stab Noob to death Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 09:35:36 No. 987062 Report >>987053 "Mmm. Bet it beats any nutrient supplements."
>Continues eating Noobokov
>>987053 "you stupid cunt! we could've ruled the world together!"
i dodge
Arume leader
>>987064 >Wrong again, you get fucking stabbed, but in the stomach "You think this world has room for men? FOOL!"
>She goes in for a slash, roll higher than 70 to dodge >>987062 >She chomps down on her burger, mouth overflowing with saliva Explosive Specialist Jim Clark
Explosive Specialist Jim Clark ID:SZIsSeVC Sun 11 Jun 2017 09:37:56 No. 987068 Report Quoted By:
>>987061 >Jim would be peaking around the corner. "Hmm..."
Private Catgirl
>>987067 >aki starts crying, loudly Noobokov
>>987067 >fuck that shit i run in the opposite direction calling for help
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 09:41:14 No. 987086 Report Quoted By:
>>987067 >>987076 >Hears the crying "Is that a fucking kid?"
>Looks to Alyona "I'll be right back..."
>Takes a swig of vodka >Runs in the direction of the crying Arume leader
>>987076 "SHUT UP, YOU BAFOON!"
>Stacie slaps Aki across the room, angry at her >>987079 >Help comes. The commander walks out of his room and asks just what the hell that noise was about. He sees you bleeding and Stacie with a knife, bloodstained. He pulls out a pistol and quickly shoots Stacie through the head, splattering her blood across the once clean floor. Anybody who looked would see her, dead, twitching on the floor with a knife in her hand. Private Catgirl
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>>987093 "AAAHH!" Aki screams
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 09:44:38 No. 987102 Report >>987093 >Arrives and sees this "BLYAD! What the fuck!?"
Noobokov
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>>987093 "commander she was a spy!"
Private Catgirl
>>987102 >immediately runs to Ivan and hugs him in fear, crying Arume leader
>>987102 "Ivan, looks like we had an Arume in the base trying to kill Noobokov. I solved that problem quite quickly
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 09:47:33 No. 987114 Report >>987108 >OhHolyMotherOfBabyJesusWhatHaveYouDone.png.gif.wav >Ivan freezes his eyes tremble in fear >He manages to squeak out "H-help."
Private Catgirl
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>>987114 >"MsStacytriedtohurtthenicemanandshehitmeandnowsheishurt" Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 09:48:50 No. 987120 Report >>987110 "I h-have a b-bigger p-p-p-p-problem right now."
>Motions to the cat girl clinging to him Arume leader
>>987120 "The catgirl? Are you afraid of her? She's harmless!"
>The final bit of smoke leaves his gun. He holsters it and walks back into his office, acting like the brutal, yet quick, murder of the Arume was nothing to him. Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 09:50:51 No. 987130 Report >>987124 "S-someone please get it off..."
Noobokov
>>987124 i got to the nurses to get patched up
Private Catgirl
>>987130 >clings extra tight around him, still crying her eyes out Arume leader
>>987130 >Nobody comes. You're stuck with a catgirl >>987134 >You're patched up quite quick. The nurses ask where Stacie went Noobokov
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>>987140 "she was an arume spy... now she's dead... fuck me what a waste"
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 09:54:31 No. 987153 Report >>987140 >>987138 >Begin desperately trying to pry here off "C-cy-cyka, anything but c-cats..."
Private Catgirl
>>987153 >clings even harder, pushing her whole body against his Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 09:56:25 No. 987163 Report >>987159 >Uses a free hand to try to get the cat girl to drink some vodka... "Nice kitty there you go..."
Private Catgirl
>>987163 >she does not like the taste >"yuck! mister, do you have any milk?" Arume leader
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I guess I'll end it here, it's hit page 10. I'll be continuing this some other day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESBXOOMi7SE Punished "vodka" Ivan
--------<A man afraid of cats>--------
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry
Corporal Slav Specialist Ivan Dmitry ID:oKC97HkZ Sun 11 Jun 2017 09:58:35 No. 987177 Report Quoted By:
>>987170 "N-no, fuck off."
>Visual terror increases
