>>9819815I'll outline it for you:
The russian species (homo slavonicus) is a feral group of semi-evolved primates which is commonly found in the frozen settlements of eastern europe. The russian species' skin tone may vary, but tends to be oftentimes pale white with an occasional black smudge which can be a sign of being in their mating season (especially for russian females). The russian species is renowned for being the most prolific spreader of HIV and the most violent primate in the animal kingdom. Their diet consists of a large quantity of vodka and frozen bread, they're also known to have an extremely territorial and anti-social behavior, and oftentimes they will attempt to declare independence from the civilized side of Europe and face indeterminate periods of hunger which culminate in mass-starvations across their territory. Russians are also avid sniffers of cocaine which they mistake for snow in their drunken fits and use to build snowmen to scare off the birds in front of their snow huts. It is interesting to notice that russians will inevitably drink enormous quantity of alcohol and beat up their mating partners during copulation, which may be accompanied by the loud and unintelligible monkey-like sounds they produce as they brutally abuse them. Russian females on the other hand are known to be excessively greedy and promiscuous, they will usually mate with the whole tribe in their territory and produce additional offspring with their brothers and fathers. Russian females derive their pleasures from stealing Green Cards, cheating on their male partners and prostitution in which they engage since the ripe age of 8 (Nabokov's law states this is the age of consent in Russia). Prostitution is the national sport of Russia, alongside widely acclaimed vodka drinking contests and wife-beating Olympics. Russians are hardly approachable and aren't suitable to become house pets due to their wild nature and inability to integrate within a civilized community.
