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Why couldn't I just hold it??
>> be me sitting inside playing marathon of vidya on steam cause of the quarantine.
>> datvirus.pdf
>> hear yelling from upstairs.
>> my dipshit brother yelling cause its my turn to walk the dog.
>> begrudgingly agree to do it, listen to internet historian the whole time.
>> gotta stay educated.
>> like a block and a half away from the house i feel a stirring in my stomach. Like a bubbling, churning, feeling.
>>ono.gif
>> hold it for another block while clenched butt waddling down the sidewalk.
>> only good thing about this stupid quarantine is nobody tries to talk to me.
>> suddenly from nowhere a bit of dust catches in my nostril
>> sneezing in 5.. 4.. 3.. 2
>> look over at the row of houses next to me and find a tree that should block me. I know i wont make it do the house.
>> please forgive me.
>> pull my pants down and violently fertilize the ground beneath this tree.
>> goes off like a firehose for like 10 seconds straight.
>> pull my pants up and gear something.
>> a lady had walked up behind me without me noticing and now had full goat farmer pov of my wet brown dirty balls.
>> i yank my pants up and try to run but im suddenly yanked back.
>> brothers jackass dog decides this would be a good time to stop and lap up my gratuitous serving of watery pants pudding.
>> lady is screaming and dialing 911
>> Iamsofuckediamsofuckediamsofucked
>> i pick up the shit eating dog and bolt back to house.
>> brother doesnt ask why his dog smells like shit or why my pants are completely wet with shit.
>> immediately run to the basement and hide in the laundry room.
>> been there since.
>> be me sitting inside playing marathon of vidya on steam cause of the quarantine.
>> datvirus.pdf
>> hear yelling from upstairs.
>> my dipshit brother yelling cause its my turn to walk the dog.
>> begrudgingly agree to do it, listen to internet historian the whole time.
>> gotta stay educated.
>> like a block and a half away from the house i feel a stirring in my stomach. Like a bubbling, churning, feeling.
>>ono.gif
>> hold it for another block while clenched butt waddling down the sidewalk.
>> only good thing about this stupid quarantine is nobody tries to talk to me.
>> suddenly from nowhere a bit of dust catches in my nostril
>> sneezing in 5.. 4.. 3.. 2
>> look over at the row of houses next to me and find a tree that should block me. I know i wont make it do the house.
>> please forgive me.
>> pull my pants down and violently fertilize the ground beneath this tree.
>> goes off like a firehose for like 10 seconds straight.
>> pull my pants up and gear something.
>> a lady had walked up behind me without me noticing and now had full goat farmer pov of my wet brown dirty balls.
>> i yank my pants up and try to run but im suddenly yanked back.
>> brothers jackass dog decides this would be a good time to stop and lap up my gratuitous serving of watery pants pudding.
>> lady is screaming and dialing 911
>> Iamsofuckediamsofuckediamsofucked
>> i pick up the shit eating dog and bolt back to house.
>> brother doesnt ask why his dog smells like shit or why my pants are completely wet with shit.
>> immediately run to the basement and hide in the laundry room.
>> been there since.
