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Why are Americans so uncivilised?

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:27:39 No.9878471 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9878472 >>9878474 >>9878476 >>9878480 >>9878481 >>9878487 >>9878495 >>9880833

that they use recycled paper pulp mixed in with chemical sulfates. Instead of a porcelain Bidet like every advanced civilisation should?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:29:24 No.9878472 Report

Quoted By: >>9878479

>>9878471
A little bit of water isn't going to clean off the chunks of shit from my ass crack nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:29:30 No.9878473 Report

Quoted By: >>9878497

How do you dry your asshole after?

Also biden is innocent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:29:43 No.9878474 Report

Quoted By: >>9878478 >>9878483 >>9878484 >>9878489

>>9878471
>wasting precious clean water to clean your dirty asshole
we can plant more trees
we cant make more water

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:30:16 No.9878475 Report

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There snow chemicals in toilet paper retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:31:40 No.9878476 Report

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>>9878471
i shower after every shit i leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:32:03 No.9878477 Report

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>Why are Americans so uncivilised?
i never saw a Bidet in germany

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Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:33:14 No.9878478 Report

Quoted By: >>9878482

>>9878474
>we cant make more water

what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:33:21 No.9878479 Report

Quoted By: >>9878488

>>9878472
>you better remove those chunks from your ass crack, nigger
I have a bidet that mounts under the seat. Turned on high, it will launch you off the seat.
Chunks BTFO.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:33:39 No.9878480 Report

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>>9878471
your pic is not a bidet, kys turkroach

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:35:36 No.9878481 Report

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>>9878471

Toilet paper is used for the initial first wipes or to dry your pussy. Wet wipes is what most people use and they’re more effect and friendly to the environment than wasting a gallon of water to water blast your ass. Once again this why you aren’t a superpower lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:35:45 No.9878482 Report

Quoted By: >>9878485

>>9878478
that's not making water you astoundingly retarded waste of space

it is simply taking unclean water and making it clean

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:36:11 No.9878483 Report

Quoted By: >>9878486

>>9878474

>you're destroying matter when you flush the toilet

based 7 year old education brazilian

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Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:38:22 No.9878484 Report

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>>9878474
>we cant make more water
I had to pull this image out of the wayback file.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:38:36 No.9878485 Report

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>>9878482
yeah its reusing it. why do you need more water? clean it and reuse

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:39:07 No.9878486 Report

Quoted By: >>9878490

>>9878483
>>you're destroying matter when you flush the toilet
no thats why we have a garbage can to throw the paper

YOU PEOPLE throw the paper into the water like it just goes away.

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Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:40:15 No.9878487 Report

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>>9878471
Two days ago we were spammed with Landlord threads, today its Bidet threads.

Booo, use better material when you come here niggerfaggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:40:31 No.9878488 Report

Quoted By: >>9878494 >>9878496

>>9878479
Way to admit you like to get ass fucked by a water dildo faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:42:23 No.9878489 Report

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>>9878474
>we cant make more water
Water is really really easy to make, not that we need to since it's fucking everywhere.

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Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:42:46 No.9878490 Report

Quoted By: >>9878491 >>9878499 >>9878501

>>9878486
Throwing your shit paper in a garbage can is gross. They used to do that here and fortunately cut that shit out in time for the last winter Olympics. It's nasty and it just spreads disease.

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Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:44:44 No.9878491 Report

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>>9878490

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Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:45:37 No.9878492 Report

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Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:46:16 No.9878493 Report

Quoted By: >>9878502

>thinking tepid toilet water splashing on your anus is "cleaning" it.

Take the daily shower pill, Euros. It's a simple, first-world routine:

1) Poop.
2) Shower.
3) Deodorant.

Considering most of you are so poor that you have to live in tiny little apartments all your lives, I'd think you'd want to avoid wasting space on a bidet.

In closing: Showering everyday after you poop is proper hygiene for first world citizens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:46:49 No.9878494 Report

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>>9878488
This is why fags are always hitting on you.
Because they can smell your dirty ass and it turns them on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:47:34 No.9878495 Report

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>>9878471
/ghostpoop/ master race here
No wiping, no shitstains. just pure clean poops

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:48:17 No.9878496 Report

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>>9878488
Rather water dildo than a tree desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:48:54 No.9878497 Report

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>>9878473
>Designated shitting towel

Each family member gets a towel to wash their face and butt

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:49:02 No.9878498 Report

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Does anyone else squat to take a shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:49:46 No.9878499 Report

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>>9878490
just throw the garbage away every 2 days like a civilized country

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:50:01 No.9878500 Report

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i like how most of the western world doesn't use a bidet but redditors will just focus on what the US is doing
fucking cretins

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:50:48 No.9878501 Report

Quoted By:

>>9878490
Mexican calling cards

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:50:54 No.9878502 Report

Quoted By:

>>9878493
I started doing this. It makes you feel fresh and comfortable when you go outside. It just sucks now that I'm used to it. If I take a dump outside I'll feel unclean the whole day until I get home to shower.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mBNUW+x/ Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:53:30 No.9879136 Report

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>sitting on your toilet like it was a chair and straining to get a log out of your constricted rectum as it slides past your ass cheeks
or you could just squat and eat fiber and launch a rocket out in less than 5 seconds that leaves nothing behind.

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Anonymous ID:iS4QC9os Fri 27 Mar 2020 17:53:37 No.9879137 Report

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Anonymous ID:jpomzyG8 Fri 27 Mar 2020 19:44:49 No.9880833 Report

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>>9878471
gross

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