Here's the story of Lavren Mayberry
Who was letting out a very hefty brap
They all smelled of cheese and mold, her sphincter sputtered
While she tried not to crap

Here's the story, of an anon so lonely
Who spent his days shit-posting all alone
He longed for her farts, he wished to smell them
To Lavren he was unknown

Till the one day that Lavren came to /bant/
She was so disgusted that she almost lost her lunch
That this faggot would give all to smell her farts
From that day on she sought please the Brappy Bunch

The Brappy Bunch
The Brappy Bunch
Lavren will fart to please the Brappy Bunch!