So, apparently China has a troll army.

Russia has a troll army.

All these other countries besides USA apparently have troll armies.

You know what I think? I think that's pretty awesome, so where the fuck is America's troll army? The US has the biggest budget out of everyone combined and we still don't have our own internet brigade. Seriously, how much fucking furniture does family readiness group need anyway? The US should start one as the 7th branch, complete with online boot camp and PT tests.