>be me circa 2013
>17 yo virgin, finally get gf who I can has sex
>fast forward 6 months gf is pregnant
>gf breaks up with me because her family wanted me dead
>spend the next 3 years single
>some time between those 3 years I find myself with old nympho niggerian friend with benefit
>Her parents are strict african who would stone her to death if she fornicates so she just blows a ton of guise and get her twat eaten in return
>Desperation intensifies, get bj from niggerian queen
>Fast forward 3 years me and baby's mum talk things through, her parents don't want me ded, we are happily dating
>has sex after so long
>gf tells me we cannot have sex bc she's getting lumps around and inside her vagina
>feeling confident that it isn't an STD because I haven't had sex with anyone else but her
>then I remembered african nympho used to blow a shit load of random college guise in exchange of a succ of her clit
We're going to the gynecologist tomorrow
