>be me today (30/03/2020)
>hears a banging noise from garden, so investigates
>find a guy in my sons old wooden playhouse
>he said he's homeless and slept there last night
>playhouse is 3ft x 3ft at most
>I say you can't sleep there and recommended him an empy house down the street
>he visits the empy house, but returns saying it's being used by drug addcits, as paraphernalia all over the place.
>i took pitty and said he can sleep in my outhouse which has a sun lounger to sleep on
>overthemoon.exe
>an hour later he knocks on my door and asks if he can have the wifi password hahahaha
>so impressed with his massive neck, I give him access to the wifi
>now I have a homeless guy living in my outhouse probably fapping to pornhub as we speak.
