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1. Why do we need to emphasize the fact that tuna is a type of fish? Isn't it obvious?
2. Why do we need to douse every dish in dairy? I know we don't all have stomachs of steel.
3. Why do we not understand how large Canada is? If you take two seconds to look at a map, it's evident that Canada's a whole-ass country.
4. Why can't we process the fact that people from other countries consume all the same media we do?
5. Why do we write the date like that when everyone else does it differently? It's like we're trying to be outcasts.
6. Why do we call the bathroom the restroom, when the only time it's used for "rest" is if we're hiding in a stall to escape work?
7. Why are we always just taking a nibble out of a damn feast in every movie?
8. Why do we pronounce the "ai" sound as "eh" in Craig? We don't pronounce "rain" like "ren."
9. Why do we have so many more choices for Miss America than for the President of the United States? Just some food for thought.
10. Why do we idealize high school when in reality it's a living hell for most people?
11. Why do we not specify where we're going in Europe when there are 44 different countries we could be referring to?
12. Why do we pronounce "Iraq" like it's the newest gadget at the Apple store?
13. Why do we scour our family tree for any sign of Irish ancestry, then flaunt it as though it's the golden ticket to being certified cool™.
14. Why do we always put our food in ugly metallic foil?
15. Why are we always just popping up to people's houses in TV shows unannounced?
16. Why do we say "I could care less" when the message we're trying to get across is that we "couldn't care less"? Kind of embarrassing, huh?
17. Why don't we use E's in our grading system? Will there ever be an "E"xplanation???
18. And finally, why are all of our bathrooms designed exactly the same way? The world may never know.
https://apple.news/Awkt9za6OSpaBNWQ4NogPIg
2. Why do we need to douse every dish in dairy? I know we don't all have stomachs of steel.
3. Why do we not understand how large Canada is? If you take two seconds to look at a map, it's evident that Canada's a whole-ass country.
4. Why can't we process the fact that people from other countries consume all the same media we do?
5. Why do we write the date like that when everyone else does it differently? It's like we're trying to be outcasts.
6. Why do we call the bathroom the restroom, when the only time it's used for "rest" is if we're hiding in a stall to escape work?
7. Why are we always just taking a nibble out of a damn feast in every movie?
8. Why do we pronounce the "ai" sound as "eh" in Craig? We don't pronounce "rain" like "ren."
9. Why do we have so many more choices for Miss America than for the President of the United States? Just some food for thought.
10. Why do we idealize high school when in reality it's a living hell for most people?
11. Why do we not specify where we're going in Europe when there are 44 different countries we could be referring to?
12. Why do we pronounce "Iraq" like it's the newest gadget at the Apple store?
13. Why do we scour our family tree for any sign of Irish ancestry, then flaunt it as though it's the golden ticket to being certified cool™.
14. Why do we always put our food in ugly metallic foil?
15. Why are we always just popping up to people's houses in TV shows unannounced?
16. Why do we say "I could care less" when the message we're trying to get across is that we "couldn't care less"? Kind of embarrassing, huh?
17. Why don't we use E's in our grading system? Will there ever be an "E"xplanation???
18. And finally, why are all of our bathrooms designed exactly the same way? The world may never know.
https://apple.news/Awkt9za6OSpaBNWQ4NogPIg
