So last night I went to a corona party (I know I don’t need your bitching. My grandpa who I live with already chewed my ass out so back off anon) at this hot Asian chick’s house. As I walk up, four chads decide to call me names like Geeko and Loser and proceed to try to make me fight them. Little did they know that I had a black belt (stupid chads). I beat their asses up and shortly after comes the Asian chick I was hoping to bang only to see her walk outside with some dumb nigger who’s yelling at me. He proceeds to run at me with a metal rod. I knew if I wanted to bang this Asian chick I’d have to make the dumb nigger do something REALLY stupid. He swung at me and ended up destroying his own car, ha!!!! Well, I think I impressed the Asian chick but had to hurry home as I forgot I had to hang out with my grandpa. Do I still have a shot at banging this chick? I’ll be back in a bit, sounds like someone’s trying to break into my house....