>>9970626No dude, reality is in your face. Don't fall for the memes. My God stood in a physical form atop a mountaintop, his voice shouting like thunder. Those who stood in his presence were glowing with the residual badassery of his flaming self. Winged serpents and multi-eyed beasts lounge about his lay-z-boy and he don't take shit from any niggers, spics, jews, or wh*toids.
He made a bunch of little, powerless clones of himself and when he came down to see them, THEY NAILED HIS ASS TO A FUCKING TREE.
He shook it off like a fucking beasting, Hallelujah HOLY SHIT
If God doesn't get you more pumped than the Rock using a cock vaccuum on Hulk Hogan, then you clearly aren't reading the book. These pol fags are gonna preach dogma at you, but you know what MY GOD did when he saw dogma and bureacracy? Let me tell you friend. He could have zapped them out of existence. Could have burned them in fire, could have made them never have even been born, but what he actually physically did was KNOT ROPES TOGETHER AND WENT ON AN ASSKICKING CRUSADE.
And when he was done? He was still kinda pissed so he zapped a fig tree just for being OUT OF SEASON.
Atheists point to these tales and say "Lmao creationaistarino my heccin logicerino has made me so subdued and effeminate I don't get rockhard to the thought of the creator deity beating Jews to death with a whip like Simon Belmont."
THE BIBLE IS HEAVY METAL!
THE BIBLE IS PUMPING IRON!
NO MORE PASSIVE CHRIST WORSHIP!
NO MORE DOGMA!
ALL HAIL THE HOLY EARTH SHAKER!
HALLELUJAH!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
