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America is literally collapsing before our eyes

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 12:50:06 No.9973684 View View Reply Original Report

How does this make you feel?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 12:51:40 No.9973685 Report

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>>9973684
Is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 12:52:04 No.9973686 Report

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>>9973684
I hope that negrophiliac nation burns in Hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 12:52:05 No.9973687 Report

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Its not tho

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Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 12:54:19 No.9973688 Report

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Don't care that much 2bqhwy.

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Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 12:55:25 No.9973689 Report

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It makes me feel happy. They will get what they deserve. Also, fuck USA, China based.

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Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 12:56:15 No.9973690 Report

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>>9973689

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Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 12:57:48 No.9973691 Report

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>>9973685
>>9973687
States are being left to fend for themselves. It's over.

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Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 13:00:19 No.9973692 Report

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>>9973691
Kushner was not wrong, states run by democrats are worst prepare than states run by republicans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 13:02:06 No.9973693 Report

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>>9973691
Could this realistically break up the """United""" States of America?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 13:03:19 No.9973694 Report

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>>9973691
>>9973693
They're not being left to fend themselves, they're just taking political shots at each other because that's what they do. Even California has gotten help from the federal government and everyone in that state would happily see Trump's head on a spike.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Apr 2020 13:46:00 No.9973695 Report

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>>9973689
Are you still mad about that time we bombed you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yNQBRhKw Sat 04 Apr 2020 17:11:54 No.9975469 Report

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2024

Homo sapiens, the first truly free species, is about to decommission natural selection, the force that made us. [...] Evolution, including genetic progress in human nature and human capacity, will be from now on increasingly the domain of science and technology tempered by ethics and political choice. [...] Soon we must look deep within ourselves and decide what we wish to become.

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Anonymous ID:lnUYYP86 Sat 04 Apr 2020 17:16:17 No.9975482 Report

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>>9973692
population density spreads the disease faster smooth brain.

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Anonymous ID:vvKOg1rO Sat 04 Apr 2020 17:19:59 No.9975499 Report

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>>9973686
Heh, dumb Aussie lost emu war.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TAEj5ja6 Sat 04 Apr 2020 20:34:45 No.9976583 Report

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Everything you do in life stems from either fear or love

If you don't notice when your model makes the evidence unlikely, you might as well have no model, and also you might as well have no evidence; no brain and no eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8hBW1wgs Sat 04 Apr 2020 20:45:09 No.9976615 Report

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>>9975499
how did that war on terror work out for you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BjVfN9s2 Sat 04 Apr 2020 20:46:51 No.9976630 Report

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>>9975499
vietnam

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bfIYCoU0 Sat 04 Apr 2020 22:53:04 No.9978939 Report

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I'm nice at ping pong

Perhaps a few centuries from now, the world’s last experience below “hedonic zero” will mark a major evolutionary transition: the dawn of the first civilisation worthy of the name.

One quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8fMb9Thb Sun 05 Apr 2020 01:41:10 No.9980174 Report

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Have you ever thought you were in love with someone but then realized you were just staring in a mirror for 20 minutes?

It is essentially this you can do with a human that you cannot do with a chimpanzee: train them to contribute modestly to society. To become a well-connected neuron in the collective human brain. Without the knowledge and tools of previous generations, humans are largely indistinguishable from chimpanzees.

Poland is the "stolen car capital of the world".

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+99fqEKi Sun 05 Apr 2020 02:46:59 No.9980642 Report

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>>9973692
shut up shill

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CCv0D4n1 Sun 05 Apr 2020 03:17:29 No.9980763 Report

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good i hope america burns, makes me feel better

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d5SBV+We Sun 05 Apr 2020 07:15:01 No.9981374 Report

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All you have to be is yourself

The hypothesis of God, for instance, gives an incomparably absolute opportunity to understand everything and know absolutely nothing. Give man an extremely simplified system of the world and explain every phenomenon away on the basis of that system. An approach like that doesn't require any knowledge. Just a few memorized formulas plus so-called intuition and so-called common sense.

In Bangladesh, kids as young as 15 can be jailed for cheating on their finals!

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Anonymous ID:UQe+RWEg Sun 05 Apr 2020 07:26:43 No.9981392 Report

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Not surprised.

The United states never recovered from the 1987 crisis and it somehow managed to dupe the world into thinking it's not a third world nation.

The worst part about this is the chinks are going to be the world super power and soulless bug people are way worse than greedy Jews

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cvCmBeRs Sun 05 Apr 2020 07:50:10 No.9981424 Report

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>>9973684
As someone living here, its not lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:II/1SCQl Sun 05 Apr 2020 08:27:49 No.9981466 Report

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>>9973684
still have my job, nothings changed except now i cant go to the mall. Americas fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7kQYVzRW Sun 05 Apr 2020 10:07:50 No.9982536 Report

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>>9973686
stfu nigger loving jew bury your head in that dessert shit hole you call a country

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Anonymous ID:hwLOuuN+ Sun 05 Apr 2020 12:31:32 No.9983545 Report

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>kerdasi amaq

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Anonymous ID:TDpjw93O Sun 05 Apr 2020 13:29:01 No.9983751 Report

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I'm the best

ur anthropocentric bias is deeply rooted. Hunting, killing, and exploiting members of other species enhanced the inclusive fitness of our genes in the ancestral environment. [Here we are more akin to chimpanzees than bonobos.] So unlike, say, the incest taboo, we don't have an innate predisposition to find, say, hunting and exploiting non-human animals wrong.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H/V6Kic4 Sun 05 Apr 2020 15:58:53 No.9985076 Report

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Sometimes you have to get rid of everything

Less cognitively sophisticated animals generally require stronger signals for pattern-learning. If pain is the signal, then we might reasonably expect the phenomenal intensity of pain to correlate inversely with cognitive sophistication. If that’s the case, humans experience (on average) the least intense pain in all the animal kingdom.

Jefferson invented the dumbwaiter, the monetary system, and the folding attic ladder.

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Anonymous ID:ZQgNF8pf Sun 05 Apr 2020 16:46:07 No.9985392 Report

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>>9973684
true

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Anonymous ID:hwLOuuN+ Sun 05 Apr 2020 16:50:23 No.9985408 Report

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fwJLaysxlQ
>>2119

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Anonymous ID:7RrA4G+8 Sun 05 Apr 2020 17:10:20 No.9985615 Report

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>>9976615
>>9976630
>>9981392
Seething /leftypol/ /int/fags having a nation live so deeply in their head rent-free

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Anonymous ID:52Vg6q9x Sun 05 Apr 2020 19:06:01 No.9986152 Report

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People always tell you 'Be humble. Be humble.' When was the last time someone told you to be amazing? Be great! Be awesome! Be awesome!

If an assertion implies something false, then the assertion itself must be false.

Porcupines can float in water.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oRPWJTkH Sun 05 Apr 2020 20:18:52 No.9986513 Report

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Just stop lying about shit. Just stop lying.

It is essentially this you can do with a human that you cannot do with a chimpanzee: train them to contribute modestly to society. To become a well-connected neuron in the collective human brain. Without the knowledge and tools of previous generations, humans are largely indistinguishable from chimpanzees.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BAkdkWbI Sun 05 Apr 2020 21:27:07 No.9986894 Report

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The world is our office

When spending resources on increasing the number of beings instead of preventing extreme suffering, one is essentially saying to the victims: "I could have helped you, but I didn’t, because I think it’s more important that individuals are brought into existence. Sorry."

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

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Anonymous ID:Ts059IRu Sun 05 Apr 2020 22:15:51 No.9987606 Report

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My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.

To be clear, most people who believe in the end-times narratives of their ancient holy texts are passive spectators of the apocalypse. But at the statistical margins are what we might call eschatological activists intent on fulfilling prophecy themselves. Such individuals are the exception, not the rule, but this fact will become increasingly irrelevant in the world anticipated by existential riskologists.

THE MOST UNUSUAL CANNONBALL: On two occasions, Miss `Rita Thunderbird` remained inside the cannon despite a lot of gunpowder encouragement to do otherwise. She performed in a gold lamé bikini and on one of the two occasions (1977) Miss Thunderbird remained lodged in the cannon, while her bra was shot across the Thames River.

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Anonymous ID:8PA48rV8 Sun 05 Apr 2020 22:20:36 No.9987621 Report

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I sure as hell dont care.

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Anonymous ID:Wpoh5R7l Sun 05 Apr 2020 23:14:40 No.9987847 Report

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Tweeting is legal and also therapeutic

[A] person needs money in order to never think about them.

60% of electrocutions occur while talking on the telephone during a thunderstorm.

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Anonymous ID:T2vbC7GE Sun 05 Apr 2020 23:23:26 No.9987892 Report

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https://youtu.be/HzZ_urpj4As
Michael Jackson perfectly depicted how I feel right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P/MukXDa Mon 06 Apr 2020 00:06:08 No.9988109 Report

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I'm nice at ping pong

[A] recursive definition (when properly formulated) never leads to infinite regress or paradox. This is because a recursive definition never defines something in terms of itself, but always in terms of simpler versions of itself.

Honking of car horns for a couple that just got married is an old superstition to insure great sex.

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Anonymous ID:gehjEJJh Mon 06 Apr 2020 00:07:46 No.9988123 Report

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>>9973684
kind of sad, but it's been coming for a while now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pApAoKqR Mon 06 Apr 2020 00:51:08 No.9988413 Report

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I want the world to be better! All I want is positive! All I want is dopeness!

Simply by deciding to have genetically unenriched children, for instance, one perpetuates the biology of suffering by bringing more code for its substrates into world. A healthy caution toward untested novelties should not collapse into status quo bias.

The average North American will eat 35,000 cookies during their life span.

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Anonymous ID:mFLGogS2 Mon 06 Apr 2020 01:39:25 No.9988711 Report

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I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex

Alas beautiful equations may have ugly solutions.

Count the number of cricket chirps in a 15-second period, add 37 to the total, and your result will be very close to the actual outdoor Fahrenheit temperature.

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Nick ID:VME/js9O Mon 06 Apr 2020 01:42:02 No.9988730 Report

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>>9973684
>America is literally collapsing before our eyes
>How does this make you feel?
Happy, I'll be singing Fischia il Veneto all the way home.

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Anonymous ID:/my+CWXK Mon 06 Apr 2020 03:02:09 No.9989106 Report

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I want the world to be better! All I want is positive! All I want is dopeness!

You can rationalize all you want; the hippocampus takes the insult of chronic stress seriously, incurring irreversible atrophy.

The first episode of "Joanie Loves Chachi" was the highest rated American program in the history of Korean television, a country where "Chachi" translates to "penis".

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Anonymous ID:3mucvWwu Mon 06 Apr 2020 03:36:34 No.9989533 Report

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I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.

[...] not to say that consciousness is more fundamental than space in an ontological sense, but it is in an epistemological sense.

In the early 1940s, the FCC assigned television`s Channel 1 to mobile services (like two-way radios in taxis) but did not re-number the other channel assignments.

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Anonymous ID:Z5NM2CxW Mon 06 Apr 2020 04:31:14 No.9991898 Report

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People only get jealous when they care.

[] the historical record suggests that human societies don’t collectively set out to do evil. Rather, primitive human emotions get entangled with factually mistaken beliefs and ill-conceived metaphysics with ethically catastrophic consequences.

Elephants are the only animals that can`t jump.

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Anonymous ID:uhjmWER0 Mon 06 Apr 2020 05:20:43 No.9993095 Report

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Style is genderless

Post-Darwinian modes of experience are likely to be of a diversity, profundity and liquid intensity that goes beyond anything accessible to the impoverished hunter-gatherer-evolved imagination. All the moral ills identified by contemporary secular value-systems can be rooted out for ever. Suffering will one day become physically impossible. This all sounds rather bombastic; but the strategy is biologically feasible as a species-project should we choose to pursue it.

Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q95L/agZ Mon 06 Apr 2020 05:29:15 No.9993124 Report

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH...catch my breath...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+j35KBeG Mon 06 Apr 2020 05:30:14 No.9993127 Report

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/pol/ jumps to the worst conclusion possible yet again.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rDL8EoTe Mon 06 Apr 2020 06:19:09 No.9993700 Report

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Let's be like water

[...] The 'Pro Life' or 'Right to Life' movement is misnamed. Far from having concern for all life, or a scale of concern impartially based on the nature of the life in question, those who protest against abortion but dine regularly on the bodies of chickens, pigs and calves, show only a biased concern for the lives of members of our own species.

Starfish haven`t got brains.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oygxK1Uo Mon 06 Apr 2020 07:36:34 No.9994022 Report

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For me, money is not my definition of success. Inspiring people is a definition of success

The inability to predict outliers implies the inability to predict the course of history, given the share of these events in the dynamics of events.

Thirty-five percent of people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kJ5Cl6u3 Mon 06 Apr 2020 07:37:32 No.9994029 Report

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>>9994022
based me

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Anonymous ID:reRRQqz4 Mon 06 Apr 2020 08:55:54 No.9994411 Report

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Tweeting is legal and also therapeutic

Religion is about turning untested belief into unshakable truth through the power of institutions and the passage of time.

Most American car horns honk in the key of F.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H0YI4iw3 Mon 06 Apr 2020 09:53:41 No.9995394 Report

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People only get jealous when they care.

Profits are private, losses are socialized.

One quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P0p1pncU Mon 06 Apr 2020 11:07:07 No.9995830 Report

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I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.

Your strength as a rationalist is your ability to be more confused by fiction than by reality[.]

Between 2 and 3 jockeys are killed each year in horse racing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ihEwDRfZ Mon 06 Apr 2020 11:08:47 No.9995840 Report

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>>9973684
its not collapsing you retard... they are just getting rid of people leeching on their health system and making sure that boomers give up their 401ks... THats alll you polynesian twink

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Anonymous ID:ihEwDRfZ Mon 06 Apr 2020 11:10:03 No.9995844 Report

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>>9995840
iinb4 huh retard im not polynesian
So youre north korean than faggot ?
or even worse
nigger ?

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Anonymous ID:8ScGsWrX Mon 06 Apr 2020 13:05:26 No.9996746 Report

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I still think I am the greatest.

Helping is not, as conventionally thought, a charitable act that it is praiseworthy to do, but not wrong to omit; it is something that everyone ought to do.

The human tongue tastes bitter things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W8OUmEx4 Mon 06 Apr 2020 13:06:31 No.9996747 Report

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One less enemy to worry about

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Anonymous ID:XLS3tFUI Mon 06 Apr 2020 13:58:48 No.9997036 Report

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All you have to be is yourself

[W]hat special competence does a priest, rabbi, or imam have to judge the ethical implications of embryonic stem-cell research, family planning, or preventative war? The truth is that a person’s knowledge of a scriptural tradition is no more relevant to ethics than it is to astronomy.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nLj/PP/L Mon 06 Apr 2020 14:35:58 No.9997242 Report

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George Bush doesn't care about black people

Remember that not everyone is as strong as you are. Be mindful of human weakness, and of the fact that it may be more important, in the long run, to get many people taking steps in the right direction than to have fewer achieving the ideal.

One quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7g3mkVua Mon 06 Apr 2020 15:15:17 No.9997599 Report

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I care. I care about everything. Sometimes not giving a f#%k is caring the most.

Harem-keeping males are prone to violent regime change: not only are they intensely territorial and aggressive to one another, but they are ruthless upon acquiring new females. In many species such as lions, the new conqueror will kill any young fathered by the previous alpha male. Judeo-Christian tradition conforms so closely to this sociobiological expectation that we might almost wonder if someone had ‘fudged’ the data. The Old Testament in particular brims with horrific exhortations of infanticide, consistent with biological reality if not current morality, and predictably evoked when the ancient Israelites conquer an unrelated tribe that worships other gods: ‘Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man by lying with him. But all the young girls who have not known man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.’ (Num. 31:17–18)

There are more than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y+Fjm2Qq Mon 06 Apr 2020 15:48:19 No.9997797 Report

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Keep squares out yo circle

If people are badly off, suffering, or otherwise remediably miserable, it is not appropriate to address their ill-being by bringing more happy people into the world to counterbalance their disadvantage. We should instead improve the situation of those who are badly off.

The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MCQ+ykNb Mon 06 Apr 2020 16:29:53 No.9998058 Report

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I still think I am the greatest.

It is curious that while good people go to great lengths to spare their children from suffering, few of them seem to notice that the one (and only) guaranteed way to prevent all the suffering of their children is not to bring those children into existence in the first place.

The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Pyv4/Z7N Mon 06 Apr 2020 17:13:06 No.9998429 Report

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I feel calm but energized

The pitfall to this "safety-first" approach lies in the extreme risk of moral complacency it breeds. Hundreds of millions of human beings, and billions of non-human animals, are not in such a fortunate position. On a universalist utilitarian ethic, or simply a Buddhist-style ethic of compassion, we should systematically apply the same level of urgency to relieving their suffering as one would be justified in exercising if one were oneself tormented by intense pain or suicidal despair. Extreme suffering is the plight of billions of sentient beings alive today, whether in our factory-farms, in a Darwinian state of nature, or a depressed neighbour. Desperate straits mandate taking risks one would otherwise shun.

Al Capone`s business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:D5FYKNEe Mon 06 Apr 2020 17:50:32 No.9998619 Report

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Burn that excel spread sheet

Philosophy in the guise of science can lead practising scientists astray.

The human tongue tastes bitter things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ApP9lRiQ Mon 06 Apr 2020 18:04:31 No.9998727 Report

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>>9973684

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Anonymous ID:JTBRiP1G Mon 06 Apr 2020 18:37:54 No.9999221 Report

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All you have to be is yourself

You know, the most amazing thing happened to me tonight... I saw a car with the license plate ARW 357. Can you imagine? Of all the millions of license plates in the state, what was the chance that I would see that particular one tonight? Amazing!

The amount of computer Memory required to run WordPerfect for Win95 is 8 times the amount needed aboard the space shuttle.

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Anonymous ID:3mPi6Tlb Mon 06 Apr 2020 19:08:12 No.10000301 Report

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The world is our family

[...] U. S. fanaticism is a product of Russian fanaticism, and its only probable effect is a reverberation that still further increases the Russian fanaticism that caused it.

Worcestershire sauce in essentially an Anchovy Ketchup.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q1Ck/4ko Mon 06 Apr 2020 19:50:18 No.10000799 Report

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Only free thinkers

I long for the day when contemporary DNA-spawned perversions of consciousness are relegated, permanently, to the biological Dark Ages of history.

`Obsession` is the most popular boat name.

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Anonymous ID:f8pIrF23 Mon 06 Apr 2020 19:51:47 No.10000828 Report

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I think I do myself a disservice by comparing myself to Steve Jobs and Walt Disney and human beings that we've seen before. It should be more like Willy Wonka...and welcome to my chocolate factory.

Be curious and care.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies` room during a dance.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ycHBgkVA Mon 06 Apr 2020 20:46:08 No.10001192 Report

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>>9973684
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Sometimes you have to get rid of everything

[...] if you know (or even suspect!) your database was exposed, the very first thing you should do is reset everyone's password.

Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v32c8YXZ Mon 06 Apr 2020 21:30:31 No.10001588 Report

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>>9973684
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I really love my Tesla. I'm in the future. Thank you Elon.

Non-classical phenomenal binding is a necessary precondition for full-spectrum general intelligence. For without phenomenal binding, there is no unitary agent who is (un)intelligent in the first instance, let alone a general problem-solver who can systematically investigate the first-person and third-person properties of the physical world.

To Ensure Promptness, one is expected to pay beyond the value of service – hence the later abbreviation: T.I.P.

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Anonymous ID:B8WSjkSz Mon 06 Apr 2020 21:44:06 No.10001679 Report

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aahahahsfhhjafhjahahagf its fucking hilarious

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Anonymous ID:HE7XfDBh Mon 06 Apr 2020 22:30:58 No.10002474 Report

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>>9973684
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Keep squares out yo circle

The notion that all reproductive decisions will be socially regulated in a post-ageing world is abhorrent to one's libertarian instincts; but if they weren't regulated, then the earth would soon simply exceed its carrying capacity - whether it is 15 billion people or even 150 billion.

The Boston University Bridge (on Commonwealth Avenue, Boston, Massachusetts) is the only place in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an airplane.

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Anonymous ID:QSowawMQ Mon 06 Apr 2020 23:18:39 No.10003403 Report

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>>9973684
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Man... whatever happened to my antique fish tank?

"[A] major ethical emergency" is how a sufferer of cluster headaches recently described it to me.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

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Anonymous ID:Y6C+8Y4K Tue 07 Apr 2020 00:36:46 No.10004295 Report

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>>9973684
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Truth is my goal. Controversy is my gym. I'll do a hundred reps of controversy for a 6 pack of truth

Too many of our preferences reflect nasty behaviours and states of mind that were genetically adaptive in the ancestral environment. Instead, wouldn't it be better if we rewrote our own corrupt code?

Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States!

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Anonymous ID:nVd1VAA2 Tue 07 Apr 2020 02:22:32 No.10004678 Report

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>>9973684
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2024

We cannot, of course, disprove God, just as we can't disprove Thor, fairies, leprechauns and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The average American/Canadian will eat about 11.9 pounds of cereal per year!

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Anonymous ID:8WzwmxrM Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:41:42 No.10006126 Report

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>>9973684
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I love sleep; it's my favorite.

Ideas in the physical sciences have evolved under several basic selection rules. First, scientists ignore ideas that lack testable consequences; they thus keep their heads from being clogged by useless parasites. Second, scientists seek replacements for ideas that have failed tests. Finally, scientists seek ideas that make the widest possible range of exact predictions

The storage capacity of human brain exceeds 4 Terabytes.

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Anonymous ID:miN2pFtS Tue 07 Apr 2020 05:02:17 No.10006738 Report

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>>9973684
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I'm a creative genius

Can we justify the suffering of baby coots because we think their ecosystem is interesting? Earlier generations of humans liked to torture animals for their own pleasure (and some still do). We now judge this to be evil. But is standing by while animals torture each other in "natural" ways, when we have the power to stop it, any better than actively torturing animals? Responsible people spay or neuter their pets. Why not spay Nature herself?

Women manage the money and pay the bills in 75% of all Americans households.

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Anonymous ID:/+Z5CBPu Tue 07 Apr 2020 07:28:19 No.10007132 Report

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Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on

[...] nothing is too terrible to be true if it is consistent with the laws of nature [...].

Steely Dan got their name from a sexual device depicted in the book `The Naked Lunch`.

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Anonymous ID:aX5mEk4P Tue 07 Apr 2020 09:19:16 No.10007633 Report

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One day I'm gon' marry a porn star

We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.

You can`t kill yourself by holding your breath.

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Anonymous ID:UftEM8tM Tue 07 Apr 2020 10:10:33 No.10007900 Report

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I care. I care about everything. Sometimes not giving a f#%k is caring the most.

Simply by deciding to have genetically unenriched children, for instance, one perpetuates the biology of suffering by bringing more code for its substrates into world. A healthy caution toward untested novelties should not collapse into status quo bias.

Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States!

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Anonymous ID:tI66nRO2 Tue 07 Apr 2020 11:09:44 No.10008163 Report

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My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.

ince every finite string of digits occurs in the decimal expansion of the transcendental number pi, your uploaded "mindfile" is timelessly encoded there too - an infinite number of times. Alas immortality isn't that cheap.

The HyperMart outside of Garland Texas has 58 check-outs.

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Anonymous ID:+DSeeVJl Tue 07 Apr 2020 11:42:18 No.10008520 Report

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Only free thinkers

When it comes to the growth of the size of problems we can attack with an algorithm, we have a reversal: exponential algorithms make polynomially slow progress, while polynomial algorithms advance exponentially fast! For Moore's law to be reflected in the world we need efficient algorithms.

If we had the same mortality rate now as in 1900, more than half the people in the world today would not be alive.

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I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle

Unexplained does not mean inexplicable.

The average lifespan of an eyelash is five months.

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