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COVID-19

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Will someone more popular than me spread this on the interwebs?

Govt: Covid-19 is not a problem

Civilians: Are you sure? It seems like a problem

Govt: (sells all of stock) Okay, maybe it's a problem but we have it managed

Civilians: it doesn't look like you have this managed

Govt: Here is a hospital boat it's the size of a floating city and extra masks

Civilians: The boat holds 30 patients and these masks are rotting, this isn't enough

Pvt businesses: I noticed a shortage in supplies here are more

Govt: Shut those businesses down, they are non-essential

Pvt businesses: I made a potential cure for this thing, and additional medical supplies

Civilians: Thank God! I'm willing to try anything!

Govt: You can't try that, it might kill you

Civilians: (while dying) How long before I can try this stuff?

Govt: I don't know, a year or two

Govt: You can't work anymore but here is $1200

Civilians: I didn't get my $1200

Govt: It will come

Govt: We saved everyone, you would all be lost without us. We are giving ourselves a raise