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>Talking to a Chinese
>"Hey, wanna get a bite to eat?"
>take them out
>"This place too dirty."
>"Do they even wash the plates?"
>"My fork is not clean."
>"This steak is too raw."
>"These rolls are stale."
>"I ask for un-sweet tea, they bring sweet tea."
>"Why do they not have chopsticks?"
>"Our waiter is too fat, she need to exercise. I will not tip her so she doesn't spend it on food."
>finish eating
>"Ohhhh! Thank you! It was delicious! Thank you! So good!"
>walk outside
>"My goodness, that meal was barely edible. Are you sure this was a restaurant?"
