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Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 16:40:58 No.9985624 View View Reply Original Report

name 3 mexicans that aren't fat or ugly

you literally can't

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Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 16:44:42 No.9985625 Report

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Luis Miguel
Cristian Castro
That weather girl with a great ass and better taste cuz she's a Tigres fan

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Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 16:48:33 No.9985626 Report

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three nobel laureates

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Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 16:48:32 No.9985627 Report

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Ximena Sariñana
Diego Luna
Oscar de la Hoya

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Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 16:49:02 No.9985628 Report

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Chicharito, the actress from Modern Family and uhhhhhhhhhh that girl from the Bernie Sanders tiktok??????????

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Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 16:49:42 No.9985629 Report

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>>9985625
Luis Miguel is not Mexican. You could replace him with Jose jose

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Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 16:51:00 No.9985630 Report

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>>9985629
Puerto Rican-Spaniard-Italo-Mexican mutt

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Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 16:51:26 No.9985631 Report

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garcia marquez

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Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 16:53:15 No.9985632 Report

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Iñarritu is ugly?

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Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 16:53:45 No.9985633 Report

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>>9985631
He is Colombian, are you trolling?

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Anonymous Sun 05 Apr 2020 17:04:49 No.9985634 Report

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>>9985624
Nicolas Tezla

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Anonymous ID:92RJXmWc Sun 05 Apr 2020 19:17:28 No.9986190 Report

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Decentralize

[T]heir fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws.

Giraffes have no vocal cords.

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Anonymous ID:dK3+eKGA Sun 05 Apr 2020 20:21:48 No.9986525 Report

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Julian Casablancas

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Anonymous ID:XwP5husl Sun 05 Apr 2020 20:22:18 No.9986526 Report

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Everything you do in life stems from either fear or love

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

The three most recognized Western names in China are Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, & Elvis Presley.

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Anonymous ID:FcO10gR3 Sun 05 Apr 2020 21:29:22 No.9987250 Report

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Have you ever thought you were in love with someone but then realized you were just staring in a mirror for 20 minutes?

"[A] major ethical emergency" is how a sufferer of cluster headaches recently described it to me.

Babies are most likely to be born on Tuesdays.

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Anonymous ID:J1SYXSYR Sun 05 Apr 2020 22:29:17 No.9987663 Report

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Salma hayek and Javier Hernandez are the only two Mexicans I can name.

Neither are fat or ugly

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Anonymous ID:lmsoye2K Sun 05 Apr 2020 23:23:13 No.9987889 Report

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Everything you do in life stems from either fear or love

To be clear, most people who believe in the end-times narratives of their ancient holy texts are passive spectators of the apocalypse. But at the statistical margins are what we might call eschatological activists intent on fulfilling prophecy themselves. Such individuals are the exception, not the rule, but this fact will become increasingly irrelevant in the world anticipated by existential riskologists.

When possums are playing `possum`, they are not "playing." They actually pass out from sheer terror.

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Anonymous ID:04uiuABJ Mon 06 Apr 2020 00:05:42 No.9988104 Report

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Let's be like water

Full-spectrum superintelligence will entail a seamless mastery of both the formal and the subjective properties of mind: the creation of a mature civilisation of super-Shulgins-cum-super-Turings. Recursively self-improving organic robots are poised to modify their own source code and bootstrap our way to full-spectrum superintelligence.

Giraffes have no vocal cords.

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Anonymous ID:JMJiVhTn Mon 06 Apr 2020 00:46:18 No.9988382 Report

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Sometimes I push the door close button on people running towards the elevator. I just need my own elevator sometimes. My sanctuary.

Reason shows me that if my happiness is desirable and a good, the equal happiness of any other person must be equally desirable.

The Black Widow spider eats her mate during or after sex.

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Anonymous ID:m7XZE4h7 Mon 06 Apr 2020 01:35:19 No.9988688 Report

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I'd like to meet with Tim Cook. I got some ideas

AI researchers have devoted little effort to passing the Turing Test, believing that it is more important to study the underlying principles of intelligence than to duplicate an exemplar. The quest for "artificial flight" succeeded when the Wright brothers and others stopped imitating birds and started using wind tunnels and learning about aerodynamics. Aeronautical engineering texts do not define the goal of their field as making "machines that fly so exactly like pigeons that they can fool even other pigeons."

The symbol on the "pound" key (#) is called an octothorpe..

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Anonymous ID:0JrdzqdV Mon 06 Apr 2020 02:53:24 No.9989045 Report

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Tweeting is legal and also therapeutic

Reason shows me that if my happiness is desirable and good, the equal happiness of any other person must be equally desirable.

The serial number of the first MAC ever produced was 2001.

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Anonymous ID:RpzoqOQo Mon 06 Apr 2020 02:59:44 No.9989091 Report

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>>9985632
I mean no offense but yeah

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Anonymous ID:PenQTylv Mon 06 Apr 2020 03:36:34 No.9989532 Report

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Just stop lying about shit. Just stop lying.

To be clear, most people who believe in the end-times narratives of their ancient holy texts are passive spectators of the apocalypse. But at the statistical margins are what we might call eschatological activists intent on fulfilling prophecy themselves. Such individuals are the exception, not the rule, but this fact will become increasingly irrelevant in the world anticipated by existential riskologists.

In the marriage ceremony of the ancient Inca Indians of Peru, the couple was considered officially wed when they took off their sandals and handed them to each other.

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Anonymous ID:RIFXkcMF Mon 06 Apr 2020 04:30:34 No.9991699 Report

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For me, money is not my definition of success. Inspiring people is a definition of success

[...] the intrinsic, "program-resistant" subjective properties of matter and energy, as disclosed by our unitary phenomenal minds and the phenomenal world-simulations we instantiate, are the unfakeable signature of basement reality. "Raw feels", by their very nature, cannot be mere abstractra. There could be no such chimerical beast as a "virtual" quale, let alone full-blown virtual minds made up of abstract qualia. Unitary phenomenal minds cannot subsist as mere layers of computational abstraction. Or rather if they were to do so, then we would be confronted with a mysterious Explanatory Gap, analogous to the explanatory gap that would open up if the population of China suddenly ceased to be an interconnected aggregate of skull-bound minds, and was miraculously transformed into a unitary subject of experience - or a magic genie.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

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Anonymous ID:+WY11itr Mon 06 Apr 2020 05:04:24 No.9992997 Report

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I leave my emojis bart Simpson color

If every trace of religion was magically eliminated from the world tomorrow, then—however much improved the lives of many people would be—we would not even have come close to solving the larger failures of sanity that made religion possible in the first place.

Arnold Schonberg suffered from triskaidecaphobia, the fear of the number 13. He died at 13 minutes from midnight on Friday the 13th.

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Anonymous ID:x4jbG1pr Mon 06 Apr 2020 05:59:32 No.9993621 Report

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I leave my emojis bart Simpson color

Every piece of knowledge must have a single, unambiguous, authoritative representation within a system.

There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.

Heaven

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Heaven ID:BjJvdYEw Mon 06 Apr 2020 06:03:31 No.9993644 Report

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>>9985624
it like trying to name 3 americans that aren't fat or stupid
unposible

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Anonymous ID:QCfLI+c0 Mon 06 Apr 2020 07:20:32 No.9993926 Report

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Pulling up in the may bike

Fake it till you make it.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

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Anonymous ID:3PwEKSkb Mon 06 Apr 2020 08:36:20 No.9994312 Report

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Believe in your flyness...conquer your shyness.

In a triumph of aestheticism over morality, many animal lovers otherwise sympathetic to the sentiments expressed here will doubtless be aghast at the very idea of losing such lovable companions and time-honoured killers as members of the cat family; but then they are unlikely to be hunted down in terror or physically eaten alive, which lends a rather different perspective to any issue at all.

Most lipstick contains fish scales!

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Anonymous ID:0zR6x95m Mon 06 Apr 2020 09:32:53 No.9995254 Report

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I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex

The very fact that a religious person would be afraid of God withdrawing Its threat to punish them for committing murder, shows that they have a revulsion of murder which is independent of whether God punishes murder or not. If they had no sense that murder was wrong independently of divine retribution, the prospect of God not punishing murder would be no more existentially horrifying than the prospect of God not punishing sneezing.

The 3 most valuable brand names on earth are Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser (in that order).

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Anonymous ID:rUds7D0j Mon 06 Apr 2020 10:39:01 No.9995686 Report

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Just stop lying about shit. Just stop lying.

To see clearly the nature of value it is best to examine it at its extremes (such as MDMA bliss vs. the pain of kidney stones). Having such experiences illuminates the “ought” aspect of consciousness, in contrast to the typical quasi-anhedonic “normal everyday states of consciousness” that most people (and philosophers!) tend to reason from. It would be interesting to see philosophers discuss e.g. the Is-Ought problem while on MDMA.

Mike Nesmith`s (the guitarist of The Monkeys) mom invented White Out.

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Anonymous ID:OYpr8flk Mon 06 Apr 2020 12:48:56 No.9996527 Report

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The world is our office

One consequence of reifying deep principles in an interface is that mastering the subject begins to coincide with mastering the interface.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

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Anonymous ID:kgzCJm8y Mon 06 Apr 2020 12:51:01 No.9996536 Report

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New World turds all sink into the ocean at some point

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Anonymous ID:4i/akCIg Mon 06 Apr 2020 13:36:40 No.9996921 Report

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People only get jealous when they care.

When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.

The first contraceptive was crocodile dung used by the ancient Egyptians.

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Anonymous ID:TvNBo6Jr Mon 06 Apr 2020 14:18:36 No.9997153 Report

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All you have to be is yourself

Brains cause minds.

Bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers were all invented by women

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Anonymous ID:pTJb+G/I Mon 06 Apr 2020 15:05:34 No.9997537 Report

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I leave my emojis bart Simpson color

[...] on occasion unpleasantness really can be horrific - too bad to describe in words. Some forms of extreme pain, for instance, are so terrible to experience that one would sacrifice the whole world to get rid of the agony. Pain just this bad is happening in the living world right now. It's misguided to ask whether such pain is really as bad as it seems to be - because the reality is the very appearance one is trying vainly to describe. The extremes of so-called "mental" pain can be no less dreadful.

The S in Harry S. Truman did not stand for anything.

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Anonymous ID:C1jGizdU Mon 06 Apr 2020 15:34:43 No.9997711 Report

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My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.

Harem-keeping males are prone to violent regime change: not only are they intensely territorial and aggressive to one another, but they are ruthless upon acquiring new females. In many species such as lions, the new conqueror will kill any young fathered by the previous alpha male. Judeo-Christian tradition conforms so closely to this sociobiological expectation that we might almost wonder if someone had ‘fudged’ the data. The Old Testament in particular brims with horrific exhortations of infanticide, consistent with biological reality if not current morality, and predictably evoked when the ancient Israelites conquer an unrelated tribe that worships other gods: ‘Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man by lying with him. But all the young girls who have not known man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.’ (Num. 31:17–18)

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

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Anonymous ID:D55AAL5w Mon 06 Apr 2020 15:53:16 No.9997825 Report

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>>9985624

I wouldn't mind betting that the vast majority
(if not all)
of the Mexicans in this link:
https://bleacherreport.com/articles/1921749-20-greatest-mexico-footballers-of-all-time#slide0

are, or have been:
fitter, better looking, better known, more entertaining, and far richer than you will ever be in your worthless life.

Also they all had much lower percentage body fat throughout their whole working lives than you have had at any point in your working life - assuming you've ever been worth employing in any paid job.

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Anonymous ID:l/Xb1CYI Mon 06 Apr 2020 16:35:43 No.9998197 Report

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Sometimes you have to get rid of everything

Ideas in the physical sciences have evolved under several basic selection rules. First, scientists ignore ideas that lack testable consequences; they thus keep their heads from being clogged by useless parasites. Second, scientists seek replacements for ideas that have failed tests. Finally, scientists seek ideas that make the widest possible range of exact predictions

Sex burns 360 calories per hour.

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Anonymous ID:thWMUjWN Mon 06 Apr 2020 17:29:02 No.9998496 Report

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Keep your nose out the sky, keep your heart to god, and keep your face to the rising sun.

Context is more important than consistency. It's ok to be inconsistent if your design makes more sense that way. Give people just what matters. Give them what they need when they need it and get rid of what they don’t. It’s better to be right than to be consistent.

The only real person to ever to appear on a pez dispenser was Betsy Ross.

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Anonymous ID:SdjvpWEo Mon 06 Apr 2020 17:58:43 No.9998681 Report

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Everything you do in life stems from either fear or love

The opposite of play isn't work. It's depression.

Canada makes up 6.67 percent of the Earth`s land area

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Anonymous ID:v2cxAWu5 Mon 06 Apr 2020 18:31:55 No.9999172 Report

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Have you ever thought you were in love with someone but then realized you were just staring in a mirror for 20 minutes?

ur anthropocentric bias is deeply rooted. Hunting, killing, and exploiting members of other species enhanced the inclusive fitness of our genes in the ancestral environment. [Here we are more akin to chimpanzees than bonobos.] So unlike, say, the incest taboo, we don't have an innate predisposition to find, say, hunting and exploiting non-human animals wrong.

The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

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Anonymous ID:28zhVkd2 Mon 06 Apr 2020 19:12:38 No.10000379 Report

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Have you ever thought you were in love with someone but then realized you were just staring in a mirror for 20 minutes?

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little.

The symbol on the "pound" key (#) is called an octothorpe..

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Anonymous ID:YU3zz9dY Mon 06 Apr 2020 19:57:07 No.10000874 Report

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I'm the best

[W]hen intense physical or psychological distress intrudes - either in one's own life or that of a loved one - we recognize that this intense pain has immediate priority and urgency. If you are in agony after catching your hand in the door, then you'd give short shrift to someone who urged you to remember the finer things in life. If you're distraught after an unhappy love affair, then you don't want to be tactlessly reminded it's a beautiful day outside.

Most collect calls are made on father`s day.

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Anonymous ID:hd+pb+O+ Mon 06 Apr 2020 20:50:26 No.10001235 Report

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>>9985624
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Only free thinkers

[Y]ou must assume the responsibility for what you believe.

Mozart wrote the nursery rhyme `twinkle, twinkle, little star` at the age of 5.

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Anonymous ID:0HGHUUxM Mon 06 Apr 2020 21:39:28 No.10001650 Report

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>>9985624
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For me giving up is way harder than trying.

When are you done? Since design is open-ended, the most common answer to that question is "When you’re out of time."

The `Golden Arches` of fast food chain McDonalds is more recognized worldwide than the religious cross of Christianity.

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Anonymous ID:sQVg7vNo Mon 06 Apr 2020 22:28:01 No.10002177 Report

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>>9985624
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Only free thinkers

If there is an argument for caring about things that have no impact on any state of consciousness, I have yet to encounter it.

Caesar salad has nothing to do with any of the Caesars. It was first concocted in a bar in Tijuana, Mexico, in the 1920`s.

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Anonymous ID:y/Fhdvye Mon 06 Apr 2020 23:16:37 No.10003252 Report

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>>9985624
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Let's be like water

nstead of trying to ensure that humanity survives, we should prioritize making the future less bad, in case it will contain sentient life.

Texas is also the only state that is allowed to fly its state flag at the same height as the U.S. flag.

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Anonymous ID:mG3Aqh/r Tue 07 Apr 2020 00:32:13 No.10004270 Report

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>>9985624
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Just stop lying about shit. Just stop lying.

[T]he existence of the mind-independent environment beyond one's world-simulation is a theoretical inference, not an empirical observation.

In Miconesia, coins are 12 feet across.

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Anonymous ID:nv/6ZlCP Tue 07 Apr 2020 00:34:59 No.10004284 Report

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Roberto Gómez Bolaños
Florinda Meza García Gómez BolañosRamón Antonio Estebán Gómez de Valdés y Castillo

And fuck this imptrash

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Anonymous ID:M5xcWcVy Tue 07 Apr 2020 02:01:34 No.10004627 Report

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>>9985624
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I still think I am the greatest.

Informed consent prior to taking psychedelics is biologically impossible.

The first contraceptive was crocodile dung used by the ancient Egyptians.

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Anonymous ID:XbudcxTQ Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:34:37 No.10006084 Report

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>>9985624
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I'd like to meet with Tim Cook. I got some ideas

It's not that there are no differences between human and non-human animals, any more than there are no differences between black people and white people, freeborn citizens and slaves, men and women, Jews and gentiles, gays or heterosexuals. The question is rather: are they morally relevant differences? This matters because morally catastrophic consequences can ensue when we latch on to a real but morally irrelevant difference between sentient beings.

Ants closely resemble human manners: When they wake, they stretch & appear to yawn in a human manner before taking up the tasks of the day.

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Anonymous ID:3TE1nV69 Tue 07 Apr 2020 03:41:19 No.10006122 Report

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>>10004284
Who?

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Anonymous ID:RgIIVQbH Tue 07 Apr 2020 05:00:21 No.10006731 Report

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>>9985624
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We all self-conscious. I'm just the first to admit it.

[...] we must recognize that our limitation to experience what other bodies experience now, in the present, is similar to the limitation that we have to experience our own experiences of the past and of the future. There is not much difference between "our" experiences and "those of others", rather than the associations that we are making in our mind, through memories of the past and forecasts of the future.

Any free-moving liquid in outer space will form itself into a sphere, because of its surface tension.

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Anonymous ID:LldkOKjM Tue 07 Apr 2020 07:27:07 No.10007128 Report

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>>9985624
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Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on

[T]he existence of the mind-independent environment beyond one's world-simulation is a theoretical inference, not an empirical observation.

Reindeer like to eat bananas.

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Anonymous ID:3F6w9TQL Tue 07 Apr 2020 09:19:09 No.10007630 Report

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>>9985624
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The thought police want to suppress freedom of thought

When a word poses a problem, the simplest solution is to eliminate the word and its synonyms.

Spain leads the world in cork production

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Anonymous ID:xmzh7pB3 Tue 07 Apr 2020 10:09:41 No.10007896 Report

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>>9985624
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I wish I had a friend like me

[...] our scientific conceptions are valid for the world as we know it, but we cannot in the least predict how they would be related to a world which is at present beyond perception.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

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Anonymous ID:Qt37Yvhl Tue 07 Apr 2020 11:09:24 No.10008161 Report

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>>9985624
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Truth is my goal. Controversy is my gym. I'll do a hundred reps of controversy for a 6 pack of truth

Reason shows me that if my happiness is desirable and a good, the equal happiness of any other person must be equally desirable.

Sex burns 360 calories per hour.

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Anonymous ID:dK3+eKGA Tue 07 Apr 2020 11:13:54 No.10008179 Report

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stop bumping this thread

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Anonymous ID:Y+Tfr05v Tue 07 Apr 2020 11:44:15 No.10008533 Report

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>>9985624
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All you have to be is yourself

Remember that not everyone is as strong as you are. Be mindful of human weakness, and of the fact that it may be more important, in the long run, to get many people taking steps in the right direction than to have fewer achieving the ideal.

Between 2 and 3 jockeys are killed each year in horse racing.

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Anonymous ID:Y+Tfr05v Tue 07 Apr 2020 12:14:08 No.10008841 Report

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>>9985624
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People always tell you 'Be humble. Be humble.' When was the last time someone told you to be amazing? Be great! Be awesome! Be awesome!

[...] take care of happiness, and the meaning of life takes care of itself.

Blueberry Jelly Bellies were created especially for Ronald Reagan.

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Anonymous ID:TbRONlur Tue 07 Apr 2020 12:53:43 No.10009072 Report

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>>9985624
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For me giving up is way harder than trying.

Where two or more tools can perform the same task, choose the one that allows for the most valuable work to be done per unit time.

You were born with 300 bones, but by the time you are an adult you will only have 206.

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Anonymous ID:ofXpTyIn Tue 07 Apr 2020 13:32:42 No.10009318 Report

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>>9985624
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People always tell you 'Be humble. Be humble.' When was the last time someone told you to be amazing? Be great! Be awesome! Be awesome!

When spending resources on increasing the number of beings instead of preventing extreme suffering, one is essentially saying to the victims: "I could have helped you, but I didn’t, because I think it’s more important that individuals are brought into existence. Sorry."

Napoleon`s penis was sold to an American Urologist for $40,000.

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Anonymous ID:KQk9huPx Tue 07 Apr 2020 14:21:06 No.10011341 Report

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>>9985624
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Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on

A wise humanity, in politics as elsewhere, comes only of remembering that even the largest groups are composed of individuals, that individuals can be happy or sad, and that every individual in the world who is suffering represents a failure of human wisdom and of common humanity.

The eyes of a donkey are positioned so that it can see all four feet at all times.

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Anonymous ID:0WwwGoH8 Tue 07 Apr 2020 15:30:29 No.10012808 Report

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>>9985624
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One of my favorite of many things about what the Trump hat represents to me is that people can't tell me what to do because I'm black

If we imagined that from now on, animals started emitting a red light every time they suffered, then from space, Earth would no longer be a blue planet, but a red and glowing on.

Mike Nesmith`s (the guitarist of The Monkeys) mom invented White Out.

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Anonymous ID:Ah8JiiSw Tue 07 Apr 2020 16:20:21 No.10013031 Report

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>I wouldn't mind betting that the vast majority
>(if not all)
>of the Mexicans in this link:
>https://bleacherreport.com/articles/1921749-20-greatest-mexico-footballers-of-all-time#slide0
>are, or have been:
>fitter, better looking, better known, more entertaining, and far richer than you will ever be in your worthless life.
>Also they all had much lower percentage body fat throughout their whole working lives than you have had at any point in your working life - assuming you've ever been worth employing in any paid job.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H8WyyGOe Tue 07 Apr 2020 18:29:48 No.10013671 Report

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>>9985624
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Have you ever thought you were in love with someone but then realized you were just staring in a mirror for 20 minutes?

Until we understand the upper bounds of intelligent agency, the ultimate sphere of responsibility of posthuman superintelligence is unknown. Quite possibly, this ultimate sphere of responsibility will entail stewardship of our entire Hubble volume across multiple quasi-classical Everett branches, maybe extending even into what we naively call the past [...].

All US Presidents have worn glasses; some just didn`t like being seen wearing them in public.

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Anonymous ID:/3ke2Qwg Tue 07 Apr 2020 18:32:46 No.10013684 Report

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your mom
your sister
your grandma

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Anonymous ID:KI4oIZMy Tue 07 Apr 2020 20:10:56 No.10014604 Report

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>>9985624
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I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.

The life of a designer is a life of fight: fight against the ugliness.

Between 25% and 33% of the population sneeze when exposed to light.

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Anonymous ID:WIGf6xpI Tue 07 Apr 2020 23:10:12 No.10016317 Report

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>>9985624
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I still think I am the greatest.

Design isn't crafting a beautiful textured button with breathtaking animation. It's figuring out if there's a way to get rid of the button altogether.

"Evaluation and Parameterization of Stability and Safety Performance Characteristics of Two and Three Wheeled Vehicular Toys for Riding." Title of a $230,000 research project proposed by the Department of Health, Education and Welfare, to study the various ways children fall off bicycles.

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Anonymous ID:Syg7n9x9 Wed 08 Apr 2020 01:24:49 No.10018139 Report

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>>9985624
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The world is our family

[...] contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race.

Jupiter is bigger than all the other planets in our solar system combined.

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Anonymous ID:++lffjSq Wed 08 Apr 2020 04:26:48 No.10020699 Report

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>>9985624
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Today is the best day ever and tomorrow's going to be even better

oftware is eating the world.

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

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Anonymous ID:FfDw59ku Wed 08 Apr 2020 04:28:24 No.10020710 Report

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I went to HighSchool with one that was so gross. Never washed his face, extremely greasy hair, and even black teeth.

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Anonymous ID:saLdSiON Wed 08 Apr 2020 08:22:07 No.10021884 Report

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>>9985624
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I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex

Paradoxically, our sense of continuity comes from our marvelous insensitivity to most kinds of changes rather than from any genuine perceptiveness. Existence seems continuous to us not because we continually experience what is happening in the present, but because we hold to our memories of how things were in the recent past. Without those short-term memories, all would seem entirely new at every instant, and we would have no sense at all of continuity or, for that matter, of existence.

In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die.

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Anonymous ID:mZtANnTi Wed 08 Apr 2020 08:25:04 No.10021899 Report

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Yo, hijo de tu puta madre.

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Anonymous ID:dK3+eKGA Wed 08 Apr 2020 08:36:10 No.10021955 Report

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Julian Casablancas, pic related it’s him

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Anonymous ID:X7D+PjuI Wed 08 Apr 2020 11:16:36 No.10024144 Report

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>>9985624
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My dad got me a drone for Christmas

[...] take care of happiness, and the meaning of life takes care of itself.

Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.

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Anonymous ID:SFuGGV2W Wed 08 Apr 2020 14:19:22 No.10025188 Report

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>>9985624
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I think I do myself a disservice by comparing myself to Steve Jobs and Walt Disney and human beings that we've seen before. It should be more like Willy Wonka...and welcome to my chocolate factory.

As an atheist, I am angry that we live in a society in which the plain truth cannot be spoken without offending 90% of the population.

Fictional/horror writer Stephen King sleeps with a nearby light on to calm his fear of the dark.

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Anonymous ID:s9QC+MT6 Wed 08 Apr 2020 14:28:36 No.10025228 Report

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>>9985624
the gardener who fucks your mom

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Anonymous ID:ObjsqPKV Wed 08 Apr 2020 16:18:30 No.10026745 Report

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>>9985624
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I leave my emojis bart Simpson color

If there is an argument for caring about things that have no impact on any state of consciousness, I have yet to encounter it.

Spain leads the world in cork production

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Anonymous ID:TlYu1Bzk Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:52:19 No.10027362 Report

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>>9985624
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Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on

Context is more important than consistency. It's ok to be inconsistent if your design makes more sense that way. Give people just what matters. Give them what they need when they need it and get rid of what they don’t. It’s better to be right than to be consistent.

70% of all boats sold are used for fishing.

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Anonymous ID:g6j8b6bf Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:58:28 No.10027380 Report

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That guy i played tennis with in Floripa, what a complete bro he was.

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Anonymous ID:RubdJ0Q1 Wed 08 Apr 2020 18:59:23 No.10027385 Report

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This ones a beauty

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Anonymous ID:cEBxHi9h Wed 08 Apr 2020 21:58:19 No.10028382 Report

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>>9985624
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I'm nice at ping pong

The pitfall to this "safety-first" approach lies in the extreme risk of moral complacency it breeds. Hundreds of millions of human beings, and billions of non-human animals, are not in such a fortunate position. On a universalist utilitarian ethic, or simply a Buddhist-style ethic of compassion, we should systematically apply the same level of urgency to relieving their suffering as one would be justified in exercising if one were oneself tormented by intense pain or suicidal despair. Extreme suffering is the plight of billions of sentient beings alive today, whether in our factory-farms, in a Darwinian state of nature, or a depressed neighbour. Desperate straits mandate taking risks one would otherwise shun.

Average number of days a West German goes without washing his underwear: 7

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Anonymous ID:PDa2uQb4 Wed 08 Apr 2020 21:59:14 No.10028386 Report

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whats that string of letters supposed to be? wtf? I googled it

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Anonymous ID:6ovEBILx Wed 08 Apr 2020 23:59:02 No.10030138 Report

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>>9985624
Me, my bf and his brother

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Anonymous ID:U+F6T+xk Thu 09 Apr 2020 01:28:03 No.10030566 Report

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>>9985624
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Style is genderless

Too many of our preferences reflect nasty behaviours and states of mind that were genetically adaptive in the ancestral environment. Instead, wouldn't it be better if we rewrote our own corrupt code?

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies` room during a dance.

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Anonymous ID:Sq0ajenv Thu 09 Apr 2020 03:34:25 No.10031256 Report

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>>9985624
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Decentralize

[T]here's no forces stopping us from making [the world] better, from fixing it; and the only thing stopping us is the fact that we don't have right ideas in people's [...] heads.

More people are killed annually by donkeys than airplane crashes.

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Anonymous ID:AQKHmc75 Thu 09 Apr 2020 03:49:48 No.10031313 Report

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>>10030138
Kill yourself, faggot.

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