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Did you know that David Bowie doesn't really have mismatched eyes ? It's just that he has one pupil constantly dilated, so one eye appears black and not the other. He got this after being punched in the eye.
If the conversation turns around David Bowie you can now appear clever and well-informed. And if they ask you where you learned this information you can always say "errrr..." and quickly look away.
Btw, text in the image says : "Still sleepy ?"