>>1637240The smell of coffee aroused Haruna from her slumber. Slowly and drowsily, her nude form ambled its way down stairs to observe the percolation of her slow roasted blend had only just begun. It would be a while yet before she could finally get some caffeine in her system, so she resolved to go fetch the newspaper. She put on a shirt and a pair of panties she had piled in a corner the other day, and made her way to the door.
As she stood before the door, Haruna couldn’t shake the feeling that there was something she had forgotten to do, but whatever it was, it wasn’t immediately apparent to her. She hiked up her panties, creating a cute little camel toe, and marched out.
Haruna could see her paper over at the far end of the yard. It seemed the delivery people were as lazy as ever. She walked towards the corner where her paper lay, but on her way saw her early bird neighbor already tending the yard.
“Hi!” Haruna said, waving with what little energy she could muster.
Her neighbor just kind of looked on and weakly echoed her greeting. “Hi.”
That was strange, she thought to herself as she got her paper and walked back inside. It’s not like people don’t go out and get their newspapers in their underwear. It suddenly dawned on her as she reevaluated the situation that to her horror, she had completely forgotten to button up her shirt.
“Oh, tits!” she exclaimed.
