>>2348015I had been spotted. I wasn’t naked anymore but it was close to it. I wasn’t even *too* embarrassed due to their ages. Did my charm work on them? I hoped not.
“Did you just go swimming? Is that why you’re wet?”
“Go out in the sun, idiot! You’ll never dry that way.”
“Maybe she can’t because of her pale skin.”
“C-can too! I never… get sunburnt,” why did I feel the need to say that?
“Those are very dumb shorts.”
“That’s because they’re girl shorts. Girl clothes are stupid. Look at that pink ribbon! Ha! Lame!”
“Girls are stupid. They were born that way.”
“Y-you shouldn’t say that!” I also felt the need to add that. “Um… anyway… r-run along, t-to your mom, now!”
“Your hair is funny, it reminds me of…
a) Auburn.
b) Candy apple.
c) Carmine.
d) Crimson.
e) Lava.
f) Rose.
g) Ruby.
h) Lava.
“Y-yeah, I get that a lot,” from young children, that was. Red hair was very uncommon around here.
“Your hair is all messed up, like you just wake up. Doesn’t your mom brush your hair?”
“No, because she’s a grown up, she has to do it herself.”
“Then she’s just lazy.”
“I won’t brush my hair when I’m grown up! It hurts!”
1) Straight hair.
2) Wavy hair.
3) Curly hair.
4) Very curly hair (I don’t see why she would have an afro but hey, option’s there).
“How do you know she’s even a grownup? She looks like just some girl to me.”
“Because she’s tall, idiot!”
“She’s not that tall…”
“She’s a midget! Mom is taller!”
A) Shorter than most women.
B) Average for women.
C) Taller than most women.
D) As tall as most men.
E) Taller than most men.
F) Giant.
“Stop calling me things!” I was not in the mood to get berated by a bunch of children. What did they know about anything, anyway?
All I saw was a bunch of spoiled, annoying brats who were discussing, except for one. The oldest He was looking at me like…