>>2196627Larry bashfully nodded, shielding most of his face with his cards. The guy was a mess; he was lucky they weren’t betting and raising like in regular poker; just playing regular hands and at the mercy of the odds. I was envious of Lisa; unlike Carmen or me, she seemed in perfect control of the situation despite it being a strip game. Some of it was her huge confidence and she had to admit, her ego; but she was also lucky enough to get a weak opponent. I doubted she would be grinning so against Dan.
“Two pairs,” Lisa announced.
“Uh… I got, I-I got…!”
What kind of hand does Larry, The Dark Knight, have?
a) Three of a kind, he got lucky (He has 60% chance to win all his hands).
b) Full House, something is wrong here (Lisa auto-loses. There might be foul-play at hand).
c) Two of a kind, Lisa wins because of the suit, but Larry gets motivated (75% chance to win his hands).
d) We don’t know! (Completely random, 50% chance to win for everyone).
Anything else? You may vote for either or none!
1) Lisa forgot she’s not wearing a bra.
2) Larry gets progressively more full of himself as he keeps winning (no more shy guy).
3) Lisa beats the shit out of him whenever she wins, Larry has but three strikes (retribution).
4) Nightshade wakes up on hand 4 and makes a mess out of everything.
