>>2000919You ready for my advice, anon?
Assuming you aren't actually an underage fuck, go find yourself two pairs of tits. If you're fat, then get yourself two hookers. One flat one (and I mean actually flat and not a B cup) and then cowtits (DD or bigger). In the states, maybe $200-300 the whole thing.
And once you do that, I'll never hear you say something as stupid as "why do you worship cowtits so much" again.
Flat is a 2D meme. I know some guys who like small, but I've yet to meet a 3D flat lover.
Cowtits is a blessing of fertility and womanhood that translates well to both realms.
