>>1838701“I am going to report you! You’ll get your Pokémon taken away from you!” He’s so angry he’s crying and jumping around. I hate kids. “You’ll never be a trainer again!”
“Calm down! It wasn’t on purpose!” I try to reason with him.
“I’m a witness” intervenes Aria. “She didn’t do it on purpose. Her Pokémon attacked you, so she’s disqualified and automatically loses the battle; but she didn’t violate any law.”
“What? I lose? How come?”
“Just take this one, trust me” whispers Aria. Well… if the alternative is getting reported…
“Fine. Kid, I lost, okay? No hard feelings?”
“T-then take something *sob* off; you promised!”
Darn it… I did, didn’t I?
a) Take off my shirt. Seems like the logical choice.
b) Maneuver around and take off my bra. I’ll miss this one the least.
c) Give him my panties. It’ll be awfully embarrassing, but I have a spare.
d) Give him nothing.
e) Write in.
