>>1435564I stood there with a blank stare on my face. “Okay. I’ll talk to you later,” I mumbled continuing on to my dorm.
“You dear boy, have been chosen to be spontaneously completely metamorphosed into a female of your species down to the genetic level.”
“Yeah right,” I guffawed. “Maybe I’d believe you if you could use leprechaun magic.”
He pulled a gun on me. In fact, I’m pretty sure it was a Buck Rogers toy water pistol. “Mister Anon, you’re about to find out what you would have been like if you were born a girl. You may feel some slight discomfort at first.”
“Whoa. No need to get hasty. Here take my wallet,” I said reaching for my pocket.
The little grey man with a leprechaun mask pulled the trigger. My vision was immediately blurred as greens and oranges swirled before my eyes and I felt a wall of force slam into me like a truck. Every bone in my body ached and my vision slipped into whiteness.
I came to on the ground with no one around me. I began lifting myself up when I noticed extra weight on my chest that began shifting as I moved. Everything felt out of kilter. As I sat up, I looked around to see no one. The pain from the alien’s beam was gone, but I was more exhausted than I was before I was hit.
“Oww,” I groaned. “Did I fall? I should have laid off the beer bong sooner.” As I muttered under my breath, I was too inebriated to notice the change in my voice. I gave myself a look over and was immediately confronted with a pair of tits under my shirt. “Holy shit, this is fucking awesome,” I said as I began bouncing and jiggling my new toys.
