>>1845644“Don’t worry, the audience is very sophisticated. You’re stripping for gentlemen that won’t scream like rabid monkeys even if you were to lose your underwear. Did I mention there is no going back once you sign in? This will be fun!”
“No, no, no! H-how many people are there watching?”
“Try not to think about it. Plus, they record it.”
“WHAT??”
“It doesn’t get televised, of course. I’ve tried to get my hands into copies of the video they make to keep one as a souvenir, but it is crazy expensive. I could get a boob job for what it costs. Not that I would want or need one, it’s just a manner of speech.”
a) No way out?? I’m not taking your word for it. I’m out of here.
b) Keep talking to her. The bitch got me here, but I need more information if I am to do this.
c) Aria didn’t hear, she was too busy taking a look around. Maybe… I can convince her to fight in my stead. Who of these guys what Melody Mustard looks like, anyway?
d) Just go into a corner and wait there for fifteen minutes. I don’t feel like talking to anyone.
e) Write in.