>>1838677“So, you want to challenge us?” Asks Aria.
“Both of you? That’d be unfair!” He complains. “No, I want to challenge that girl.” He points at me.
“Huh? Why!? What’s wrong with me? Melody, you had your fun with the last trainer, this time it’s my turn.”
“No, I won’t challenge you. I challenged her”.
“Why? What does she has that makes you want to fight her instead of me?”
“Well, for starters; her underwear is really cute.”
And then in that moment I realize that I’m not wearing a skirt. I quickly yell and duck to cover myself.
“And what does that have to do with anything?” Insists Aria.
“It means she bets her clothes in fights, right? Someone beat her and took her skirt. I want to beat her and take more of her clothes.”
He might be a little pervert, but his honesty is admiring. I’m currently walking backwards while ducking, feeling like a crab. I’m trying to find an angle that doesn’t show my underwear.
“So? Come on! Are we going to battle or what?” Urges the bug catcher.
a) You’re on! My clothes against your money! (Not like I want his clothes, shorts won’t fit me for sure).
b) Fine, let’s battle. Just bet money, though.
c) I already was in a battle and due to my outfit I’m indisposed. Aria can take care of this one.
d) Write in.
Aaand, if I were to get into a fight; which Pokémon would I use first?
1) Safety in what I know works. Use Ralts.
2) Let’s train the underdog. Use Rattata.
3) Time to try my new Pokémon. Use Pikachu.
