>>1850268“Pardon the indiscretion, but might I ask why do you shave all of your body hair? I know it’s a feminine hygiene and beauty practice to remove most of the hair on the legs and armpits… but you seem to be completely hairless! I am looking right now with augmentation and I can’t spot a single place you could have missed. That is a job well done. Could you turn around so we can make sure it was thoroughly done?”
“I don’t grow any hair, okay? It’s just how it is, like how my eyes are brown or my nose the shape it is.”
“Fascinating! I had never heard of anything like that. Does that mean that you don’t need to shave at all? I bet there will be a few members of the audience envious of the fact.”
“Yeah, yeah. I’m a freak of nature or whatever. Way to rub it in”. I’m actually proud of that feature of my body, and if anything, it’s helping me feel less embarrassed that it’s being talked about.
“You’re not a freak of nature, Melody. Your body is beautiful, and I am certain most will agree with me. Shape is more important than size, is that right?”
“Hey, if you don’t like what you’re seeing you’re very welcome to look away.”
I draw a few laughs from the public. Is this working? The shame is past. Sure, I’m still completely naked in front of lot of people; but at least it’s not getting any worse. They’ve already seen, if they want to keep staring that’s just dandy. Meanwhile I’ll keep talking until they get bored, but meanwhile I’m not doing crap. No turning around, no dancing, and definitely no perverted stuff. This is Melody’s show. If full frontal nudity is not good enough for you, you can kindly go fuck yourself.
