>>1612137Well, I may as well try and find out what that trap was guarding. I begin trying the phalli in the 'lock' in turn, each one causing a dubious squelching sound when it is tried. The others catch on quickly, but we all seem too embarrassed to talk about what we're doing. Yuuko does seem more interested in wringing out her dress though. Unlike mine, which will probably dry on its own eventually, hers took on a lot of water. It doesn't take too long to find the one which opens the door, although I'm conscious that we're running out of time before we'll be summoned for dinner.
Through the door we immediately see a series of diaphanous pink drapes and curtains, seemingly hung to evoke passing into a womb. "Guys, is it just me, or is this place getting even less subtle?" I comment, but get only giggles back. Pushing apart the 'lips' of this decor, the inside is decorated almost entirely in pink with organically shaped furniture. I don't know much about western internal decoration even after supposedly being taught about it for a day, but I definitely don't think this room was part of the original historical design.
What I'm looking at is definitely a bedroom. There's a heart-shaped quilted velvet king-size bed (lacking sheets or covers) under another set of pink drapes, and various dressers, mirrors and sofa-like things around the edge of the room. The most striking feature is the floor, which has a couple of phalluses sprouting from every square foot of its surface area of similar variety to the ones from the previous room. "Oh, of course. After the room where the walls were dicks and the one where the ceiling was dicks, the next would have to have a floor of dicks. Why didn't I expect this?"
