>>1677057Experiment log #871:
My efforts to cure my peculiar condition have failed again, i fear it is getting worse. Any material i touch is turned slowly into vapor and ash before my eyes, it started very subtle, my bra would suddenly snap off from the back, or my undies simply would fall out from under my skirt in the middle of a lecture. My cloths will no longer stay on for more then 20 minutes, i try to find a remedy but anything i touch breaks, melts, or simply starts slowly crumbling into dust in my hands, its like my body rejects and destroys anything that is not a part of it. This experiment log will have to be cut short, there isn't much left of my keyboard.