>>2012973The request was no longer considered old; it was ancient. It had lived on for so many threads that nobody exactly knew whether it had been there for months or years. It had seen hundreds of it's kind come and go, but was always itself left behind. The request was all but forgotten.
Until one day... it was delivered.
By the power of the Four Goddesses, I grant ye thine wish.
May your boner finally find peace in the cold void of the Internet, Anon!