>>1989433“Focus now, this is your nearly bare ass on the line here.”
I gave a half-scowl at that play on words, but she was right too. There weren’t a lot of explanations for how I was dressed that would satisfy people.
“Alright Jackie, what do we do here?”
“I’ll be the one going and doing the work here, now. I’d tell you to go hide in the car, but there’s no getting you out front without being noticed. Not with you looking obviously like this.”
Her hand gesture to punctuate was a bit egregious; it was becoming clear that Jackie was not done filming and was still playing things up.
“I’ll hide back in the brush then I guess, can you drive the car back here and pick me up?”
“Yup, but not before I get your clothes back from inside.”
“R-really?” I didn’t want to be out here nearly in the nude for any longer than I had to be. “Well hurry up about it!” I also didn’t want to lose all of those clothes for good just because things went south earlier.
“No longer than I got to!” And with that Jackie was gone and I was alone and topless on the back porch of a laundromat.
