>>2368821"I heard a bell at the door, and having just gotten my top on, I thought I was dressed enough to go answer."
"Why... didn't you just put on pants first?"
"Um, am I telling the story, or you?"
"Good point."
"So, answer I did, and of course, no one was there."
"So you shut the door and went back in?"
"No, I went back out to see who was there and if anyone was nearby."
"Of course you did... and then?"
"Well, and then, as they say, things really went south..."
