For my fellow ladi/e/s, I'd like to ask a question.
For all you fine g/e/ntlemen, enjoy the dump. :)

I always thought side-tie panties were kinda cute, but I don't own a single pair. I'm a little hung up on the prospect of my underwear being as reliable as a shoelace.
Any words of wisdom for me? /e/ seemed like a better place to ask than my friends. XD