>>1812451space pirate would be pretty awesome....mad scientist would probably brew up some kind of super aphrodisiac that kept me permanently erect, so thats maybe awesome, maybe horrible...loli mom would be awesome because its like 2 for 1...hell mom and yakuza mom would be great, if it wasnt for the fact that she'd kill anyone that got near me.
hmmm...if i had to choose, i guess i'd say space pirate mom. cause then id get to go to fuckin' space! and that would be rad.