>>2001694That's what supernormal stimuli do to you.
After all, they're squid in name only, and generally perfect examples of what you specifically desire in humans. Playful, colourful, youthful, personality-laden in accordance with the sort of personality you seek in an idealized partner, etc. And best of all, entirely trouble-free and readily available to you as you desire, with no restraint, no repercussions, nothing you must give in return.