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>Be me
>Cringy weaboo faggot in the privacy of my own home
>Professional and charming mothafucka at work
>Living a double life
>Roommates know that my GF is a 7'6", 45lb waifu pillow of Tionishia (ogre snu-snu)
>Roommates chill about it
>Coworkers and underlings don't know the truth
>They think she is like a person
>Had they asked "how tall is she?" or "what race is she" I'd honestly say
>Was asked if I planned on marrying Tio
>Obviously no, even say such
>Coworkers start gossiping about how my waifu pillow deserves better...

This is more or less a funny story. General advice? Questions? Pics?