>>2189436You don't. The thing about cake is it requires no one wants it. White men are so degenerate that they fuck used goods trash, therefore turning every woman into used goods trash because it has no consequences.
The whole idea of Christmas Cake is that no one wants it because it's beneath other men's standards. Eating christmas cake is reserved for weak cucky faggots. A set which now includes 99% of the White male population.