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Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 04:44:29 No.2241740 View View Reply Original Report

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If cakes are so good then why are they single?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 04:46:34 No.2241741 Report

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it's all make believe so you can feel good in your fantasy world

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 04:46:41 No.2241742 Report

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stop mixing a 2d drawing with 3d, retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 04:47:05 No.2241743 Report

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same reason I'm so good but still single

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 06:12:12 No.2241744 Report

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>>2241740
We will never know the truth behind this mystery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 06:14:55 No.2241745 Report

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>>2241740
Men in Japan are by and large faggots that don't have any testosterone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 06:16:09 No.2241746 Report

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>>2241740
Wasn't this thread made yesterday?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 06:18:37 No.2241747 Report

Quoted By: >>2241766

Because they really aren't.
They're leftovers and could never hope to compete with a JC or even a JK.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 06:20:46 No.2241748 Report

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>>2241744
It's an NTR art set

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 06:21:28 No.2241749 Report

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Because elevens have shit taste.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 06:27:18 No.2241750 Report

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>>2241748
Why does this always fucking happen

Find good art, turns out to be NTR garbage

Goddamn nips

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 06:51:46 No.2241751 Report

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>>2241740
Your logic has fallen victim to selection bias by attrition. The reason all the cakes are single is because the ones who stop being single also by definition stop being cakes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 06:57:13 No.2241752 Report

Quoted By: >>2241753 >>2241754

>tfw older than cakes by a number of years
>my birthday is next month
what should i do /a/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 06:58:48 No.2241753 Report

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>>2241752
Achieve high level wizardy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 07:00:06 No.2241754 Report

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>>2241752
Become rich and powerful@eat all the cakes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 08:00:46 No.2241755 Report

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>>2241740
>If cakes are so good then why are they single?
They're busy living.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 08:07:06 No.2241756 Report

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AUTISM

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 09:12:33 No.2241757 Report

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>>2241740
>why are they single?
Because they want a man that get more money than them, and those men will go for younger girls.
Cakes get picky.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 09:24:53 No.2241758 Report

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>>2241740
Any number of reasons
>chose career over relationship
>men can't keep up with libido
>single mom from middle/high school, take care of larvae until it comes of age and takes off
And the most likely
>due to wear&tear from riding carousel of Chad cocks for dozen of years

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 09:27:59 No.2241759 Report

Quoted By: >>2241762

>>2241758
They wouldn't qualify as cakes if those 3 out of 4 of those happened

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 09:28:39 No.2241760 Report

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Cakes are late bloomers. They only become good when they cake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 09:30:27 No.2241761 Report

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>>2241740
If the isn't a faggot why does he keep reposting this same fucking thread every goddam day?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 09:31:15 No.2241762 Report

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>>2241759
Then they're just succubi undercover.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 09:35:52 No.2241763 Report

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>>2241740
Because they're just a fantasy designed to appeal to Virgin losers

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 09:43:47 No.2241764 Report

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>>2241740
Alcohol, smoking, infertile, over weight, and snoring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 10:16:27 No.2241765 Report

Quoted By: >>2241767

>>2241762
saki is 24, not a cake, her fiance will be displeased

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 10:20:23 No.2241766 Report

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>>2241747
>both men and women reach the peak of their physical development around the age of 30
>cakes can't compete

the "teenage girls are so hot" meme is retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 10:22:07 No.2241767 Report

Quoted By: >>2241769

>>2241765
Under the soft definition of "cake" as "over 20" she is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 10:26:45 No.2241768 Report

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>>2241740
Because they aren't real and I cant put rmy dick through the LCD to get one

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 10:47:39 No.2241769 Report

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>>2241767
where did you get such a retarded idea? there is no "soft definition" of cake, it refers to women over 25 exclusively because christmas cakes are seen to go bad after christmas, i.e. the 25th, and people stop eating them, you dumb /a/non

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 10:53:55 No.2241770 Report

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>>2241740
Are those sweat stains on her butt?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 10:54:49 No.2241771 Report

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>>2241740
I wish I looked like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 10:56:13 No.2241772 Report

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Cakie butts drainy nuts!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 11:09:05 No.2241773 Report

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What's your power level?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 11:14:37 No.2241774 Report

Quoted By: >>2241776

>>2241766
>women reach the peak of their physical development around the age of 30
No, they don't.
Yes, show me papers faggot, women peak at 18.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 11:16:41 No.2241775 Report

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>>2241773
>https://youtu.be/-dwDqaXPPgo

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Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 11:24:31 No.2241776 Report

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>>2241774
>women peak at 18
>show me papers
K.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 11:44:34 No.2241777 Report

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because they live in the same world as cute teenage anime girls that do not have rotten wombs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 12:02:04 No.2241778 Report

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>>2241740
>tfw cake gf

you have to cut the cake

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 12:04:13 No.2241779 Report

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>>2241773
>20+ hipster
too normie for the scale

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 12:27:55 No.2241780 Report

Quoted By: >>2241781

>>2241773
25 and never even kissed or hold a girl hand

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 12:31:03 No.2241781 Report

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>>2241780
28, have muscles and status, have been hit on a million times and asked out and even groped by girls in public. Still turned them all down because >3DPD and have never kissed a girl.

Only nice thing is that my job is all consuming in terms of time and no one really asks me if I have a girlfriend outside of on occasion. Though my parents are starting to ask me when I'm getting married, which isn't good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 12:33:14 No.2241782 Report

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>>2241773
28 the only sexual experience I have is with my imouto

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 12:37:07 No.2241783 Report

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>>2241782
Hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 12:37:33 No.2241784 Report

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>>2241750
because these used goods wouldnt sell at a clearance sale

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Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 13:53:41 No.2241797 Report

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>>2241773
24 virgin as fuck. Got close a few times. Probably missed more chances at intimacy than i realize

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 14:50:13 No.2241810 Report

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>>2241773
I lost my power at 21. It wasn't even that great.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 17:33:13 No.2241853 Report

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>>2241740
Because they were made for the reader/viewer. Also you're overthinking it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Sep 2018 20:23:40 No.2241921 Report

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>>2241758
>men can't keep up with libido
W-wew

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Sep 2018 21:54:00 No.2242216 Report

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>>2241758
>larvae
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 01:41:12 No.2242268 Report

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>>2241773
27 kissless virgin, excited for hunting some demons [spoiler:lit]as in i know i'll never score[/spoiler:lit]

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 02:09:45 No.2242278 Report

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>>2241773
that chart is missing a sticker

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Oct 2018 21:43:51 No.2246138 Report

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>>2241740
There's just so much school aged pussy around

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 06:45:24 No.2246782 Report

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>>2241773
Lost mine when I was 19 or 20 in college.

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