>>798114Very cool. For the past two weeks I have been eating apples. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, no? What they may or may not tell you is apples are full of fiber. Theoretically, this means the apples is supposed to be good, and that you should be eating such a delectable fruit. The taste? Absolutely magnificent. The shits and the stomach aches that come afterwards are downright dastardly. Over and over and over, I will wipe myself again, forever a slave to excrement wet and dry (but mostly, mostly wet). Such stomach pain brings me to my knees, and yet I cannot help but declare, "O, meine liebe, Apfel!" I may wipe down that golden road with the effort of ten thousand herculean strongmen, but, lo! Does it still return unto me with dirt! Oh, what a delightful yet fearsome treat you are, apple!
