History teachers will tell you that the plague was carried by fleas that infected rats, but they always forget to mention that the next link in the chain was turtles. The fatality rate was pretty low for them due to their slow speed.
If only it was a pizza-eating contest, Leo would've stood a chance.
Oh baby a triple!
Asimov's First Law of Robotics makes the robotic tributes slightly less deadly than the rest of them.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of...bleach?
I double-checked and I definitely marked ecce as male so I think that last event is a little broken.
>>797524She sure isn't acting like it!
