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You know one thing that might be interesting to discuss, out of all the different people/families in North Park, who do you think would be the best one to adopt Hansel? Not necessarily back when he was still a baby, I am talking finding current Hansel on the street and inviting him to stay as a permanent household member, with all his homeless quirks? Which family would be most likely to offer that kind of charity to him? Which would be the funniest option?
I realised that Hansel doesn't really have a positive relationship with any adult character in town, he's pretty much only friends with other kids. Being a homeless criminal most law abiding citizens and law enforcement like Elmer dislike him, and Ramon finds him to be a nuisance and only really tolerates him as a frenemy because Hansel is a child.
Alternatively, how long would each family/adult last taking care of him before they inevitably kick him to the curb again after he lets rats into their kitchen for the 20th time?