>>733677I could definitely see Xenofucker getting pissed off that a dumbass like Nolan gets an alien wife and he doesn't, he would probably be disappointed in how seemingly human the Iris twins are, but he'd find Robert's antennae cute though. If he ever finds out the Lunaris twins true identities he wouldn't leave them alone trying to get abducted and probed by them. He would keep trying to sneak into their house so he can sniff their spandex uniforms.
Also yeah a talking bear is probably monstrous enough for Monsterfucker, Cindy is pretty close to human but maybe she'd like making out with her so she can tongue wrestle around Cindy's sharp bear teeth. Atticus seems too much like a human though, he's supernatural but not very monstrous.
>>733626Why tho
