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Been thinking about this for a while but it's about time we had out own "good times with weapons" episode.
It starts with the main trio at the county fair with Melville annoyingly tagging along and not getting the hint he isn't wanted there. They stumble across the stall selling "martial arts weapons of the far east" and decide they wanna be ninjas. They lie to the guy that they are all orphaned siblings and that Jerry just has that condition that Michael Jackson had.
Melville of course spends his money on the most expensive weapon, the katana, and since he was with them when they bought they weapon they have to let him play ninjas with them so he doesn't sulk and tell an adult about it, because they know that's exactly what a loser like Melville would do.