>>795088Danaism n. Originated in 4chan /i/. Began in 2016, was revived in 2021, and died in 2024. practice of idolizing an innocent beautiful and well-endowed female goddess-succubus, similar to Haruhism or Lainism. The lore for Dana Swallowcum was established in the first thread as a Starbucks employee in New York City, of Jewish heritage. Even though she truly is just a plain girl, she ascended to Goddess-like status in the short span of her presence on an image board, proving her divinity. Her bloodline had contained a genetic alteration suggesting sexual promiscuity. As a result, art, impure thoughts, and the fantasy of the mind are all manifestations of her, and all believers, entertain themselves to her through creating art that prolongs and multiplies her existence.
The Four Holy Truths of Danaism:
1, Life is suffering, and humans naturally corrupt.
2, Therefore, let’s all love Dana
3, Pretend that she is real, and love her forever
4, Dana is everywhere, and she will always love you
