Her name is Paige, and she's had quite the life. Born 25/5/30h3 in the Nile river by her American mother who wanted a natural birth, she floated all the way up to Egypt, where an ancient mummy by the name of Akbar Zeb raised her. He taught her secret mummy techniques such as time travel, so she when she turned 18 she went back in time all the way to the 50s. Here, she fought in all four sides of the Vietnam war, including the mummy side nobody talks about. Once the war ended, she got bored and decided to time travel all the way to the 2000s, where an atheist groomed her into believing that she needed to go back in time to prevent the birth of Jesus. She obliged, but as she was about to abort baby Jesus for Mary, she felt herself fading away. Doing what she must do, she used her mummy powers to teleport Jesus into her uterus and give birth to him. This is why Mormons believe Jesus went to America, because she is American.
Paige looks 47, but she's actually 46. She's a Gemini, but is a Scorpio at heart.
