>>802022Danny is a standardless degenerate lusting after wrinkly old women and only sometimes feels ashamed for it. Max is a standardful degenerate lusting after high-brow fetishes and is fully aware that you're suppose to feel ashamed lusting over low-brow fetishes such as milfs and goth girls and fucking the homeless.
Danny is a kid who has basic ghost psychic powers and often gets possessed by them and has a sick of it attitude. He also has a tool belt of magical artifacts in his basement. Max is a kid who has inexplicable plot armour, doesn't require tools cause he is the tool, he doesn't get possessed by the supernatural cause the supernatural is afraid of him as he rushes to fuck them metaphorically and very literally.
Works all night and sleeps all day -> Sleeps all night and wakes up early.
Has a tired fuck my life attitude -> Has an excited come fuck in my life attitude.
Is perfectly straight, often simps for women, letting one possess him. So sexual he, fucks both the guys and the girls to assert dominance. Treats women nicely till they get on his bad side and then hates them with the same fervor as a mother in law.
Will Graham -> Hannibal Lecter
Has ideas that are understandable and generic to the everyday man's needs -> has eccentric ideas that could put him in a tomb better/worse than Napoleon's tomb to make sure he never gets out.
Has no strong preferences for religion, politics, racism, gender, economics, forms of government, etc. Has preferences so strong and colourful they'd call him insane, an alien, a troll, a masterbaiter, a lunatic and from another planet.
Max: I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality
Danny: What is the bonus situation?
