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All females of BMI ≤25 shall wear thing panties and nothing else on their bike rides. At the end of each ride, they shall be placed in an airtight, prepaid mailing package, and sent to a central location for distribution to the needy.
Similarly, every month her saddle shall be taken and replaced with a saddle that is soft and absorbant, again to be distributed to the brapletariat. Thongs and saddles will be provided free of cost, for the good of society.
