>>2024430I know it's a shitpost about generative Al but do people actually wash their bikes, like after every ride? Every time I'm in the shop I get a comment about how filthy my bike is, like they normally don't see my level of filth. I wipe it down at least once every 2 weeks. Sometimes even once a week. It happened again today and I had literally just wiped it down with rags less than 100 miles ago. And I'm riding on paved roads. Do people with cars wash their cars after every drive? Am I such a slob? No, it is the mechanics who are wrong!
On that note what's up with "bike cleaning solution"? Do people actually buy this shit? Are the bike shop guys just trying to get me to buy $15/liter bike wash solution?
I don't know any other "bike people" because I'm a weird loner so I need to ask 4chan, the most objective source of truth. Tell me the truth am I a slob? Do people look at me in horror when I ride by?
