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switched out the fork... full carbon. ceramic headset.. connected to Dyno 16h wheels with tubeless carbon rims and triple butted spoke. 3000tpi tubeless marathon supremes full of helium. Shaves a half gram each
The frame has been stripped and drilliumed. Like swiss cheese. It'll float away if you don't tie it down. Full Di2 modified to shift .05 seconds faster but it explodes after twenty shifts. Then the bike collapses into fixed gear. Use it wisely
The saddle is a Brooks, with the leather replaced by human skin. More supple, breaks in faster. Shaves 3g. Full Ti bolts, Ti full clips and custom Ti wellgo track pedals, loose bearing. Bearings are Ti. Custom job. We even anodized them in coca cola
For the chain we went with gold. There one that Poppi rides on his Crust. Boing! Bitch pay attention, your life depends on this next part:
We're putting you on Nitto Noodles. 31cm width. It's vintage. Cotton bar tape. Shellaced. You'll feel every grain of sand vibrate right up to your spinal column. If it's too much to take jump on to the spinacci's. Vintage, the purple ones. They're too far away and there's no elbow pads. Tough luck. Htfu all day amirite,?
Okay man, you're my brother. I love you. We're like family dog. We got this far, fought so hard. We can't give up now. We gotta do this yo. We gotta do it for Tony. So get there. It's starting. We gotta win the Tour de France
